Every time Blig posts...

.... I am more and more convinced that the PS3 is a Godsend. Despite the fact
that most of my 39 games were fun and I played them repeatedly, Blig's
posts, revealing Microsoft to be a company that makes the occasional
mistake, has convinced me that Sony is perfect and that they are never going
to do anything wrong. I immediately regret selling my PS3 after four days
because the demos bored me to tears and the vibration-less controller made
me feel like I was back in 1994, I will scour the local stores everywhere in
search of another one because I know that by owning the PS3, I will be one
step closer to heaven. In fact, God will allow me free entry into paradise
because I was one of the early adopters of His holy technology.

From this point hence, I have but the following to say to the following
features:

- Force feedback -> meh
- Achievements -> meh
- A fully integrated and feature-rich online system -> meh
- Better graphics -> meh
- Better framerates -> meh
- Better games -> meh
- HD-DVD's superior image quality and titles -> meh

Long live the PS3. Open your arms God... Imma comin'.

Andre