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Since: May 31, 2004
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(Msg. 1) Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 10:52 am
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after completing the arena as grand champ, I agreed to let the adoring fan
follow me around. he wasn't any use that I could see, but at least he stayed
out of the way when trouble started. he just runs off and comes back when
the battle is over. I went into a gate with him and companion mod gabby. she
was unconscious all the time, but he was fine. but when I went into a tower
he died straight away. no probs, I didn't care. after closing the gate, just
as I materialised and the gate was dissipating, he was spat/flung out about
100 metres across the landscape, lol! I felt sorry for his corpse so I
resurrected him and told him to shove off.
I wish all loose stuff left behind would be spat out like that.
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 10:52 am
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I just left him out on my balcony at Frostcrag Spire.
"Highlandish" <ckreskay_CURSEING.RemoveThis@dodo.com.au> wrote in message
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> after completing the arena as grand champ, I agreed to let the adoring fan
> follow me around. he wasn't any use that I could see, but at least he
> stayed out of the way when trouble started. he just runs off and comes
> back when the battle is over. I went into a gate with him and companion
> mod gabby. she was unconscious all the time, but he was fine. but when I
> went into a tower he died straight away. no probs, I didn't care. after
> closing the gate, just as I materialised and the gate was dissipating, he
> was spat/flung out about 100 metres across the landscape, lol! I felt
> sorry for his corpse so I resurrected him and told him to shove off.
>
> I wish all loose stuff left behind would be spat out like that.
>
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> I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 12:11 pm
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 8:28 am
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Quoth The Raven; ToolPackinMama <laura.RemoveThis@lauragoodwin.org> in
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> Highlandish wrote:
>> after completing the arena as grand champ, I agreed to let the
>> adoring fan follow me around. he wasn't any use that I could see
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> He'll carry a torch for you. ::giggle::
litterally!
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 6:37 am
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You didn't need to resurrect him. My Adoring Fan has been killed more
times than I can count. Two days later, there he is again.
The first time he reappeared, I was as deep into the Pale Pass quest as
you could get. Last I had seen him, an Ogre had kilt him dead. Suprised
the hell out of me to see him standing there with his torch. I guess
Ogres don't chew their food. Five minutes later, he tripped on an
already sprung log trap and died again. Another two days he was back,
and had even replaced the clothes I had taken from his corpse.
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 6:22 pm
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How about being a little Sheep Hero?
I was at a pond when I noticed some nearby sheep all started jumping in. I
thought it was a practical thing when I saw the wolf. He went in after
them. I saved them since I didn't have anything better to do and thought
that was the end of it.
Silly me...
I went wandering on and ran into some goblins who seemed intent upon
attacking some...sheep! who had followed me. Well, I would have fought
them anyway but I was starting to feel an obligation here.
Enough of this, I thought, and headed off for a Fast Travel visit home.
Where they hang out on my front porch. Adoringly.
I'm not kidding. I have to crawl over them to get out. I'm not sure how I
feel about this.
Has this happened to anyone else?
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 6:31 am
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rotflmao - Oh, God, I want some sheep too!
Although I can see how they'd be annoying. Exploring the caves where you go
to lose the Scamp Staff was hard enough with three of them up my bottom. I'd
hate to try to do it with sheep all over the place.
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"KittyG" <kitkatchee.RemoveThis@coxs.net> wrote in message
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> How about being a little Sheep Hero?
>
> I was at a pond when I noticed some nearby sheep all started jumping in.
> I thought it was a practical thing when I saw the wolf. He went in after
> them. I saved them since I didn't have anything better to do and thought
> that was the end of it.
>
> Silly me...
>
> I went wandering on and ran into some goblins who seemed intent upon
> attacking some...sheep! who had followed me. Well, I would have fought
> them anyway but I was starting to feel an obligation here.
>
> Enough of this, I thought, and headed off for a Fast Travel visit home.
>
> Where they hang out on my front porch. Adoringly.
>
> I'm not kidding. I have to crawl over them to get out. I'm not sure how
> I feel about this.
>
> Has this happened to anyone else?
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>
>
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 7:59 am
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Quoth The Raven; McCormick <mccormm RemoveThis @indy.net> in
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> The first time he reappeared, I was as deep into the Pale Pass quest
> as you could get. Last I had seen him, an Ogre had kilt him dead.
> Suprised the hell out of me to see him standing there with his torch.
> I guess Ogres don't chew their food.
lol, thanks for that laugh!
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(Msg. 9) Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 10:11 pm
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Quoth The Raven; KittyG <kitkatchee.RemoveThis@coxs.net> in
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> How about being a little Sheep Hero?
>
> I was at a pond when I noticed some nearby sheep all started jumping
> in. I thought it was a practical thing when I saw the wolf. He went
> in after them. I saved them since I didn't have anything better to
> do and thought that was the end of it.
>
> Silly me...
>
> I went wandering on and ran into some goblins who seemed intent upon
> attacking some...sheep! who had followed me. Well, I would have
> fought them anyway but I was starting to feel an obligation here.
>
> Enough of this, I thought, and headed off for a Fast Travel visit
> home.
> Where they hang out on my front porch. Adoringly.
>
> I'm not kidding. I have to crawl over them to get out. I'm not sure
> how I feel about this.
>
> Has this happened to anyone else?
lol, this is classic!
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(Msg. 10) Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 5:28 am
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"KittyG" <kitkatchee RemoveThis @coxs.net> wrote in message
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> How about being a little Sheep Hero?
>
> I was at a pond when I noticed some nearby sheep all started jumping in.
> I thought it was a practical thing when I saw the wolf. He went in after
> them. I saved them since I didn't have anything better to do and thought
> that was the end of it.
>
> Silly me...
>
> I went wandering on and ran into some goblins who seemed intent upon
> attacking some...sheep! who had followed me. Well, I would have fought
> them anyway but I was starting to feel an obligation here.
>
> Enough of this, I thought, and headed off for a Fast Travel visit home.
>
> Where they hang out on my front porch. Adoringly.
>
> I'm not kidding. I have to crawl over them to get out. I'm not sure how
> I feel about this.
>
> Has this happened to anyone else?
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you've GOT to give me this location!!! >> Stay informed about: more funny stuff, add yours too |
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(Msg. 11) Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:55 pm
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Shady Copse, where you're first sent to look for Nirnroot.
It took a few days but they're gone now, probably the respawn time. Not
sure why they were able to Fast Travel with me, it was to a housing mod
called Pine Lodge.
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"Egbert Souse" <egbertsouse.DeleteThis@sbcglobal.netz> wrote in message
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> "KittyG" <kitkatchee.DeleteThis@coxs.net> wrote in message
> news:w9S7g.46026$iU2.42074@fed1read01...
>> How about being a little Sheep Hero?
>>
>> I was at a pond when I noticed some nearby sheep all started jumping in.
>> I thought it was a practical thing when I saw the wolf. He went in after
>> them. I saved them since I didn't have anything better to do and thought
>> that was the end of it.
>>
>> Silly me...
>>
>> I went wandering on and ran into some goblins who seemed intent upon
>> attacking some...sheep! who had followed me. Well, I would have fought
>> them anyway but I was starting to feel an obligation here.
>>
>> Enough of this, I thought, and headed off for a Fast Travel visit home.
>>
>> Where they hang out on my front porch. Adoringly.
>>
>> I'm not kidding. I have to crawl over them to get out. I'm not sure how
>> I feel about this.
>>
>> Has this happened to anyone else?
>>
> you've GOT to give me this location!!!
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(Msg. 12) Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 5:13 am
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Ok here's mine.
My theif type was treking though the Jerrel mountains. She'd just had
a long day slogging through a ruined fort, cleaning it of scum and
villain and all that. She was picking her way along a rather sleep
incline (not going down or up, but along it along it because I'm
stubborn like that). When there was a blur of motion and a horrible
death scream behind her. She whirled around to find a deer, dead as a
post, sliding slowly down the slope. What happened? The poor beast
had been standing at the top of the cliff. He heard her pass, paniced
and ran, straight off said cliff. It wasn't the fall that killed him,
it was the sudden STOP 2 feet behind my character's back.
It took me a good couple minutes to stop laughing enough to explain to
my utterly perplexed room mate exactly what was so stinkin hillarious.
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(Msg. 13) Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 7:09 am
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Ah, another I'd forgotten about.
(VERY MINOR SPOILER)
I'd rescued Kvatch, lost the amulet to the assasins and was leading
Martin and Jaufre to Cloud Ruler. Ahead of me I see a bandit on the
road, so I dismount and prepare to attack. He draws a HUGE axe, turns
around and takes off down the mountain after a herd of frantically
running deer. "OK..." I think, "maybe the bloke was hungry". So I
mount back up and start on; only to look back and see Jaufre, noble
Blade that he is, charging down the hill after the bandit, sword
swinging. Chaos insued. When it was over a very surprised deer and a
very hungry bandit were both dead at the bottom of the mountain. It
looked a bit like a keystone cops film.  Add in the bandit yelling
"why won't you die" (at the DEER) and it approached Python worthy
material.
It is possible I'm easilly amused.
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