Eee-oorr.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:

>>>>>>I have been thinking about that, but I believe I would rather
>>>>>>employ a legion of big-toed penguins.
>>>>>
>>>>>Then Greenland is a bad choice.
>>>>>*hands a ticket to South Pole to ervaqre*
>>>>
>>>>What?! You really think the penguins are going to move their own
>>>>home to canada?
>>>
>>>Not really. Do they have a choice? I meant it to be a violent
>>>takeover...
>>
>>You underestimate the penguins.
>
> I think I do. After all they are probably furious after all those
> "slap the penguin" style games...

Since we've struck them down they have become more powerful than we can
possibly imagine.

>>>>>>|Pfah. Reality. Pfah.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>One day reality will knock on your door, baby!
>>>>>
>>>>>If it hasn't expired!
>>>>
>>>>Don't worry, I coat it with preservatives every day.
>>>
>>>I should have done that before my reality died. Now I just got the
>>>plastic it was wrapped in when I got it from the factory.
>>
>>Quick, swab it for DNA! There may still be hope!
>
> *goes to the lab*
>
> Oh damn, this is a chemistry lab; we don't have equipment for handling
> DNA.
>
> *goes to ask Fisker K to reconstruct the DNA bits*

You haven't much time! Reality DNA deteriorates rapidly in a vacuum!
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> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>
>>>>>>>I have been thinking about that, but I believe I would rather
>>>>>>>employ a legion of big-toed penguins.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Then Greenland is a bad choice.
>>>>>>*hands a ticket to South Pole to ervaqre*
>>>>>
>>>>>What?! You really think the penguins are going to move their own
>>>>>home to canada?
>>>>
>>>>Not really. Do they have a choice? I meant it to be a violent
>>>>takeover...
>>>
>>>You underestimate the penguins.
>> I think I do. After all they are probably furious after all those
>> "slap the penguin" style games...
>
> Since we've struck them down they have become more powerful than we can
> possibly imagine.

Oh no! I hate when that happens and it happens all the time!

>>>>>>>|Pfah. Reality. Pfah.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>One day reality will knock on your door, baby!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If it hasn't expired!
>>>>>
>>>>>Don't worry, I coat it with preservatives every day.
>>>>
>>>>I should have done that before my reality died. Now I just got the
>>>>plastic it was wrapped in when I got it from the factory.
>>>
>>>Quick, swab it for DNA! There may still be hope!
>> *goes to the lab*
>> Oh damn, this is a chemistry lab; we don't have equipment for
>> handling
>> DNA.
>> *goes to ask Fisker K to reconstruct the DNA bits*
>
> You haven't much time! Reality DNA deteriorates rapidly in a vacuum!

Oh, but it is not in vacuum, it's snuglly wrapped in bacon and frozen.

/Rasmus

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:

>>>>>>What?! You really think the penguins are going to move their own
>>>>>>home to canada?
>>>>>
>>>>>Not really. Do they have a choice? I meant it to be a violent
>>>>>takeover...
>>>>
>>>>You underestimate the penguins.
>>>
>>>I think I do. After all they are probably furious after all those
>>>"slap the penguin" style games...
>>
>>Since we've struck them down they have become more powerful than we can
>>possibly imagine.
>
> Oh no! I hate when that happens and it happens all the time!

Oh, you're such a hata.

>>>>>>Don't worry, I coat it with preservatives every day.
>>>>>
>>>>>I should have done that before my reality died. Now I just got the
>>>>>plastic it was wrapped in when I got it from the factory.
>>>>
>>>>Quick, swab it for DNA! There may still be hope!
>>>
>>>*goes to the lab*
>>>Oh damn, this is a chemistry lab; we don't have equipment for
>>>handling
>>>DNA.
>>>*goes to ask Fisker K to reconstruct the DNA bits*
>>
>>You haven't much time! Reality DNA deteriorates rapidly in a vacuum!
>
> Oh, but it is not in vacuum, it's snuglly wrapped in bacon and frozen.

Not in a vacuum? Man, that's not something you see every day. Take all
the time you need, then.
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> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>
>>>>>>>What?! You really think the penguins are going to move their own
>>>>>>>home to canada?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Not really. Do they have a choice? I meant it to be a violent
>>>>>>takeover...
>>>>>
>>>>>You underestimate the penguins.
>>>>
>>>>I think I do. After all they are probably furious after all those
>>>>"slap the penguin" style games...
>>>
>>> Since we've struck them down they have become more powerful than we
>>> can possibly imagine.
>> Oh no! I hate when that happens and it happens all the time!
>
> Oh, you're such a hata.

Yarrr!

>>>>>>>Don't worry, I coat it with preservatives every day.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I should have done that before my reality died. Now I just got the
>>>>>>plastic it was wrapped in when I got it from the factory.
>>>>>
>>>>>Quick, swab it for DNA! There may still be hope!
>>>>
>>>>*goes to the lab*
>>>>Oh damn, this is a chemistry lab; we don't have equipment for
>>>>handling
>>>>DNA.
>>>>*goes to ask Fisker K to reconstruct the DNA bits*
>>>
>>>You haven't much time! Reality DNA deteriorates rapidly in a vacuum!
>> Oh, but it is not in vacuum, it's snuglly wrapped in bacon and
>> frozen.
>
> Not in a vacuum? Man, that's not something you see every day. Take all
> the time you need, then.

Will do. My private DNA biologist is on his way right now; however he
is probably going to turn my beer into no beer without actually doing
anything about my reality.

Then again, who actually needs reality?

/Rasmus

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:

>>>>>>>Not really. Do they have a choice? I meant it to be a violent
>>>>>>>takeover...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You underestimate the penguins.
>>>>>
>>>>>I think I do. After all they are probably furious after all those
>>>>>"slap the penguin" style games...
>>>>
>>>>Since we've struck them down they have become more powerful than we
>>>>can possibly imagine.
>>>
>>>Oh no! I hate when that happens and it happens all the time!
>>
>>Oh, you're such a hata.
>
> Yarrr!

Don't hate the playarrr.

>>>>>>Quick, swab it for DNA! There may still be hope!
>>>>>
>>>>>*goes to the lab*
>>>>>Oh damn, this is a chemistry lab; we don't have equipment for
>>>>>handling
>>>>>DNA.
>>>>>*goes to ask Fisker K to reconstruct the DNA bits*
>>>>
>>>>You haven't much time! Reality DNA deteriorates rapidly in a vacuum!
>>>
>>>Oh, but it is not in vacuum, it's snuglly wrapped in bacon and
>>>frozen.
>>
>>Not in a vacuum? Man, that's not something you see every day. Take all
>>the time you need, then.
>
> Will do. My private DNA biologist is on his way right now; however he
> is probably going to turn my beer into no beer without actually doing
> anything about my reality.
>
> Then again, who actually needs reality?

No, not when you have a stable beer->nobeer process up and running.
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> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>Not really. Do they have a choice? I meant it to be a violent
>>>>>>>>takeover...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You underestimate the penguins.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I think I do. After all they are probably furious after all those
>>>>>>"slap the penguin" style games...
>>>>>
>>>>>Since we've struck them down they have become more powerful than we
>>>>>can possibly imagine.
>>>>
>>>>Oh no! I hate when that happens and it happens all the time!
>>>
>>>Oh, you're such a hata.
>> Yarrr!
>
> Don't hate the playarrr.

I don't hate the playarrr in general, just when my enemies get more
powerful than I could imagine. Yes, that's it...

>>>>>>>Quick, swab it for DNA! There may still be hope!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>*goes to the lab*
>>>>>>Oh damn, this is a chemistry lab; we don't have equipment for
>>>>>>handling
>>>>>>DNA.
>>>>>>*goes to ask Fisker K to reconstruct the DNA bits*
>>>>>
>>>>>You haven't much time! Reality DNA deteriorates rapidly in a vacuum!
>>>>
>>>>Oh, but it is not in vacuum, it's snuglly wrapped in bacon and
>>>>frozen.
>>>
>>> Not in a vacuum? Man, that's not something you see every day. Take
>>> all the time you need, then.
>> Will do. My private DNA biologist is on his way right now; however he
>> is probably going to turn my beer into no beer without actually doing
>> anything about my reality.
>> Then again, who actually needs reality?
>
> No, not when you have a stable beer->nobeer process up and running.

That is true; apparently someone lent me some reality in the weekend
during the mentioned beer->nobeer process.

/Rasmus

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