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blondestranger wrote:

>>>>>>>Now I'll probably never find out what the pine thing was about...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I've never even heard of it! If you want to know about the pine thing,
>>>>>>though, I'm your man!
>>>>>
>>>>>Wow! That sounds like a good bed time story!
>>>>>
>>>>>*finds chips and coffee*
>>>>
>>>>pine chips?
>>>
>>>No pine chips.
>>>
>>>*looks again*
>>>
>>>No, actually those were potato chips. That would explain why they
>>>didn't taste like pine chips.
>>
>>Are we sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.
>>
>>A long time ago, in a magical kingdom of pine, there lived a prince who
>>was made entirely of pine in his pine-crafted castle. Life was pineish
>>for him, and his pines were plentiful.
>>However, in the neighbouring kingdom of pine there lived a prince made
>>entirely of pine in a pine-crafted castle, who plotted against the
>>prince of pine and all of the pine in his kingdom! So soon, the
>>pine-prince set out from the pine-kingdom to put an end to the
>>pine-prince in his pine kingdom!
>>He rode on his pineish horse through a forest of pines, then through a
>>pine-forest and finally through a forest filled with pines until he came
>>at last to the kingdom of pine with its many pines and pines. The pines
>>there trembled at the sight of his pine and pined for the pines of their
>>native pines. The pine prince smote every single pine in the
>>pine-prince's kingdom of pines and was about to ride back through the
>>forest of pines, the forest of pines and the forest of pines to his
>>pine-kingdom when suddenly the pine-prince leaped from his pine-castle
>>and said:
>>"Get out of my pine-kingdom, you pine-stinking pine-lover! Go back to
>>your pines!"
>>And the pine-prince smote the pine-prince's pine with his mighty pine!
>>The pine cleft in two and the pine-prince was defeated at once!
>>"You win!", cried the pine-prince "I should never have doubted the
>>strength of your pine! How could I have thought that pine was any match
>>for pine! How could I have been so foolish! I surrender!"
>>And the pine-prince was never bothered by the pine-prince again, nor
>>were his pines ever seen by living pine ever again or his pines by pines
>>in any pine or pine, forever.
>>
>>The end.
>
> you *almost* got that story right.

Was it the pine? Did I screw up the bit with the pine again?
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Sean <sgegg RemoveThis @hotspammeallyouwantpop.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>
>>>>>>Now I'll probably never find out what the pine thing was about...
>>>>>
>>>>> I've never even heard of it! If you want to know about the pine
>>>>> thing, though, I'm your man!
>>>>
>>>>Wow! That sounds like a good bed time story!
>>>>
>>>>*finds chips and coffee*
>>>
>>>pine chips?
>> No pine chips.
>> *looks again*
>> No, actually those were potato chips. That would explain why they
>> didn't taste like pine chips.
>
> Are we sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.

Yay! Stories!

> A long time ago, in a magical kingdom of pine, there lived a prince who
> was made entirely of pine in his pine-crafted castle. Life was pineish
> for him, and his pines were plentiful.
> However, in the neighbouring kingdom of pine there lived a prince made
> entirely of pine in a pine-crafted castle, who plotted against the
> prince of pine and all of the pine in his kingdom! So soon, the
> pine-prince set out from the pine-kingdom to put an end to the
> pine-prince in his pine kingdom!
> He rode on his pineish horse through a forest of pines, then through a
> pine-forest and finally through a forest filled with pines until he came
> at last to the kingdom of pine with its many pines and pines. The pines
> there trembled at the sight of his pine and pined for the pines of their
> native pines. The pine prince smote every single pine in the
> pine-prince's kingdom of pines and was about to ride back through the
> forest of pines, the forest of pines and the forest of pines to his
> pine-kingdom when suddenly the pine-prince leaped from his pine-castle
> and said:
> "Get out of my pine-kingdom, you pine-stinking pine-lover! Go back to
> your pines!"
> And the pine-prince smote the pine-prince's pine with his mighty pine!
> The pine cleft in two and the pine-prince was defeated at once!
> "You win!", cried the pine-prince "I should never have doubted the
> strength of your pine! How could I have thought that pine was any match
> for pine! How could I have been so foolish! I surrender!"
> And the pine-prince was never bothered by the pine-prince again, nor
> were his pines ever seen by living pine ever again or his pines by pines
> in any pine or pine, forever.
>
> The end.

Ooooh, Pretty story.

But i still don't really understand... Didn't they have no pine?

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>>>>>> if you go to the link vigilante gave then you can hear the
>>>>>> wonderful a- team music, but only with IE, it appears so
>>>>>
>>>>> Hmmm
>>>>
>>>> But perhaps not in IE 5.pixel
>>>
>>> But it did used to do it in whatever old version of netscape I used
>>> back in the days.
>>
>> It uses <bgsound>, which was never actually a real html tag and was
>> only
>
> I didn't look at the code
>
>> ever supported by stupid browsers made by Microsoft and people who
>> wanted to be like Microsoft, hence why it doesn't work anymore.
>
> And that includes PixelOS or what?

PixelOS doesn't want to be like Microsoft if that's what you're asking.
That's why it was invented in the first place.

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this is where i'd say something clever about Sean, if i could be
bothered:

>blondestranger wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>Now I'll probably never find out what the pine thing was about...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I've never even heard of it! If you want to know about the pine thing,
>>>>>>>though, I'm your man!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Wow! That sounds like a good bed time story!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>*finds chips and coffee*
>>>>>
>>>>>pine chips?
>>>>
>>>>No pine chips.
>>>>
>>>>*looks again*
>>>>
>>>>No, actually those were potato chips. That would explain why they
>>>>didn't taste like pine chips.
>>>
>>>Are we sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.
>>>
>>>A long time ago, in a magical kingdom of pine, there lived a prince who
>>>was made entirely of pine in his pine-crafted castle. Life was pineish
>>>for him, and his pines were plentiful.
>>>However, in the neighbouring kingdom of pine there lived a prince made
>>>entirely of pine in a pine-crafted castle, who plotted against the
>>>prince of pine and all of the pine in his kingdom! So soon, the
>>>pine-prince set out from the pine-kingdom to put an end to the
>>>pine-prince in his pine kingdom!
>>>He rode on his pineish horse through a forest of pines, then through a
>>>pine-forest and finally through a forest filled with pines until he came
>>>at last to the kingdom of pine with its many pines and pines. The pines
>>>there trembled at the sight of his pine and pined for the pines of their
>>>native pines. The pine prince smote every single pine in the
>>>pine-prince's kingdom of pines and was about to ride back through the
>>>forest of pines, the forest of pines and the forest of pines to his
>>>pine-kingdom when suddenly the pine-prince leaped from his pine-castle
>>>and said:
>>>"Get out of my pine-kingdom, you pine-stinking pine-lover! Go back to
>>>your pines!"
>>>And the pine-prince smote the pine-prince's pine with his mighty pine!
>>>The pine cleft in two and the pine-prince was defeated at once!
>>>"You win!", cried the pine-prince "I should never have doubted the
>>>strength of your pine! How could I have thought that pine was any match
>>>for pine! How could I have been so foolish! I surrender!"
>>>And the pine-prince was never bothered by the pine-prince again, nor
>>>were his pines ever seen by living pine ever again or his pines by pines
>>>in any pine or pine, forever.
>>>
>>>The end.
>>
>> you *almost* got that story right.
>
>Was it the pine? Did I screw up the bit with the pine again?

heh, yes darling, you did, but it's ok. i find it kind of charming
how you always mix up pine with pine.
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:

>>>>>>>Now I'll probably never find out what the pine thing was about...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I've never even heard of it! If you want to know about the pine
>>>>>>thing, though, I'm your man!
>>>>>
>>>>>Wow! That sounds like a good bed time story!
>>>>>
>>>>>*finds chips and coffee*
>>>>
>>>>pine chips?
>>>
>>>No pine chips.
>>>*looks again*
>>>No, actually those were potato chips. That would explain why they
>>>didn't taste like pine chips.
>>
>>Are we sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.
>
> Yay! Stories!
>
>>A long time ago, in a magical kingdom of pine, there lived a prince who
>>was made entirely of pine in his pine-crafted castle. Life was pineish
>>for him, and his pines were plentiful.
>>However, in the neighbouring kingdom of pine there lived a prince made
>>entirely of pine in a pine-crafted castle, who plotted against the
>>prince of pine and all of the pine in his kingdom! So soon, the
>>pine-prince set out from the pine-kingdom to put an end to the
>>pine-prince in his pine kingdom!
>>He rode on his pineish horse through a forest of pines, then through a
>>pine-forest and finally through a forest filled with pines until he came
>>at last to the kingdom of pine with its many pines and pines. The pines
>>there trembled at the sight of his pine and pined for the pines of their
>>native pines. The pine prince smote every single pine in the
>>pine-prince's kingdom of pines and was about to ride back through the
>>forest of pines, the forest of pines and the forest of pines to his
>>pine-kingdom when suddenly the pine-prince leaped from his pine-castle
>>and said:
>>"Get out of my pine-kingdom, you pine-stinking pine-lover! Go back to
>>your pines!"
>>And the pine-prince smote the pine-prince's pine with his mighty pine!
>>The pine cleft in two and the pine-prince was defeated at once!
>>"You win!", cried the pine-prince "I should never have doubted the
>>strength of your pine! How could I have thought that pine was any match
>>for pine! How could I have been so foolish! I surrender!"
>>And the pine-prince was never bothered by the pine-prince again, nor
>>were his pines ever seen by living pine ever again or his pines by pines
>>in any pine or pine, forever.
>>
>>The end.
>
> Ooooh, Pretty story.
>
> But i still don't really understand... Didn't they have no pine?

They had the pine within them the whole time!
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blondestranger <deblon.DeleteThis@mailinator.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> this is where i'd say something clever about Sean, if i could be
> bothered:
>
>>blondestranger wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>>>Now I'll probably never find out what the pine thing was about...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I've never even heard of it! If you want to know about the pine thing,
>>>>>>>>though, I'm your man!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Wow! That sounds like a good bed time story!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>*finds chips and coffee*
>>>>>>
>>>>>>pine chips?
>>>>>
>>>>>No pine chips.
>>>>>
>>>>>*looks again*
>>>>>
>>>>>No, actually those were potato chips. That would explain why they
>>>>>didn't taste like pine chips.
>>>>
>>>>Are we sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.
>>>>
>>>>A long time ago, in a magical kingdom of pine, there lived a prince who
>>>>was made entirely of pine in his pine-crafted castle. Life was pineish
>>>>for him, and his pines were plentiful.
>>>>However, in the neighbouring kingdom of pine there lived a prince made
>>>>entirely of pine in a pine-crafted castle, who plotted against the
>>>>prince of pine and all of the pine in his kingdom! So soon, the
>>>>pine-prince set out from the pine-kingdom to put an end to the
>>>>pine-prince in his pine kingdom!
>>>>He rode on his pineish horse through a forest of pines, then through a
>>>>pine-forest and finally through a forest filled with pines until he came
>>>>at last to the kingdom of pine with its many pines and pines. The pines
>>>>there trembled at the sight of his pine and pined for the pines of their
>>>>native pines. The pine prince smote every single pine in the
>>>>pine-prince's kingdom of pines and was about to ride back through the
>>>>forest of pines, the forest of pines and the forest of pines to his
>>>>pine-kingdom when suddenly the pine-prince leaped from his pine-castle
>>>>and said:
>>>>"Get out of my pine-kingdom, you pine-stinking pine-lover! Go back to
>>>>your pines!"
>>>>And the pine-prince smote the pine-prince's pine with his mighty pine!
>>>>The pine cleft in two and the pine-prince was defeated at once!
>>>>"You win!", cried the pine-prince "I should never have doubted the
>>>>strength of your pine! How could I have thought that pine was any match
>>>>for pine! How could I have been so foolish! I surrender!"
>>>>And the pine-prince was never bothered by the pine-prince again, nor
>>>>were his pines ever seen by living pine ever again or his pines by pines
>>>>in any pine or pine, forever.
>>>>
>>>>The end.
>>>
>>> you *almost* got that story right.
>>
>>Was it the pine? Did I screw up the bit with the pine again?
>
> heh, yes darling, you did, but it's ok. i find it kind of charming
> how you always mix up pine with pine.

Don't you mean pine?

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Sean <sgegg DeleteThis @hotspammeallyouwantpop.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>Now I'll probably never find out what the pine thing was about...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I've never even heard of it! If you want to know about the pine
>>>>>>>thing, though, I'm your man!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Wow! That sounds like a good bed time story!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>*finds chips and coffee*
>>>>>
>>>>>pine chips?
>>>>
>>>>No pine chips.
>>>>*looks again*
>>>>No, actually those were potato chips. That would explain why they
>>>>didn't taste like pine chips.
>>>
>>>Are we sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.
>> Yay! Stories!
>>
>>> A long time ago, in a magical kingdom of pine, there lived a prince
>>> who was made entirely of pine in his pine-crafted castle. Life was
>>> pineish for him, and his pines were plentiful.
>>> However, in the neighbouring kingdom of pine there lived a prince
>>> made entirely of pine in a pine-crafted castle, who plotted against
>>> the prince of pine and all of the pine in his kingdom! So soon, the
>>> pine-prince set out from the pine-kingdom to put an end to the
>>> pine-prince in his pine kingdom!
>>> He rode on his pineish horse through a forest of pines, then
>>> through a pine-forest and finally through a forest filled with
>>> pines until he came at last to the kingdom of pine with its many
>>> pines and pines. The pines there trembled at the sight of his pine
>>> and pined for the pines of their native pines. The pine prince
>>> smote every single pine in the pine-prince's kingdom of pines and
>>> was about to ride back through the forest of pines, the forest of
>>> pines and the forest of pines to his pine-kingdom when suddenly the
>>> pine-prince leaped from his pine-castle and said:
>>> "Get out of my pine-kingdom, you pine-stinking pine-lover! Go back
>>> to your pines!"
>>> And the pine-prince smote the pine-prince's pine with his mighty
>>> pine! The pine cleft in two and the pine-prince was defeated at
>>> once!
>>> "You win!", cried the pine-prince "I should never have doubted the
>>> strength of your pine! How could I have thought that pine was any
>>> match for pine! How could I have been so foolish! I surrender!"
>>> And the pine-prince was never bothered by the pine-prince again,
>>> nor were his pines ever seen by living pine ever again or his pines
>>> by pines in any pine or pine, forever.
>>>
>>>The end.
>> Ooooh, Pretty story.
>> But i still don't really understand... Didn't they have no pine?
>
> They had the pine within them the whole time!

No, I mean, didn't the pine have any pine?

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>>>>>>>> if you go to the link vigilante gave then you can hear the
>>>>>>>> wonderful a- team music, but only with IE, it appears so
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hmmm
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But perhaps not in IE 5.pixel
>>>>>
>>>>> But it did used to do it in whatever old version of netscape I
>>>>> used back in the days.
>>>>
>>>> It uses <bgsound>, which was never actually a real html tag and was
>>>> only
>>>
>>> I didn't look at the code
>>>
>>>> ever supported by stupid browsers made by Microsoft and people who
>>>> wanted to be like Microsoft, hence why it doesn't work anymore.
>>>
>>> And that includes PixelOS or what?
>>
>> PixelOS doesn't want to be like Microsoft if that's what you're
>> asking. That's why it was invented in the first place.
>
> Good. I suddenly became frightened.
>
> *goes to drink schnapps*

Fool! That's what they want you to drink!

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:

>>>>>>>>Wow! That sounds like a good bed time story!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>*finds chips and coffee*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>pine chips?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>No pine chips.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>*looks again*
>>>>>>
>>>>>>No, actually those were potato chips. That would explain why they
>>>>>>didn't taste like pine chips.
>>>>>
>>>>>Are we sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.
>>>>>
>>>>>A long time ago, in a magical kingdom of pine, there lived a prince who
>>>>>was made entirely of pine in his pine-crafted castle. Life was pineish
>>>>>for him, and his pines were plentiful.
>>>>>However, in the neighbouring kingdom of pine there lived a prince made
>>>>>entirely of pine in a pine-crafted castle, who plotted against the
>>>>>prince of pine and all of the pine in his kingdom! So soon, the
>>>>>pine-prince set out from the pine-kingdom to put an end to the
>>>>>pine-prince in his pine kingdom!
>>>>>He rode on his pineish horse through a forest of pines, then through a
>>>>>pine-forest and finally through a forest filled with pines until he came
>>>>>at last to the kingdom of pine with its many pines and pines. The pines
>>>>>there trembled at the sight of his pine and pined for the pines of their
>>>>>native pines. The pine prince smote every single pine in the
>>>>>pine-prince's kingdom of pines and was about to ride back through the
>>>>>forest of pines, the forest of pines and the forest of pines to his
>>>>>pine-kingdom when suddenly the pine-prince leaped from his pine-castle
>>>>>and said:
>>>>>"Get out of my pine-kingdom, you pine-stinking pine-lover! Go back to
>>>>>your pines!"
>>>>>And the pine-prince smote the pine-prince's pine with his mighty pine!
>>>>>The pine cleft in two and the pine-prince was defeated at once!
>>>>>"You win!", cried the pine-prince "I should never have doubted the
>>>>>strength of your pine! How could I have thought that pine was any match
>>>>>for pine! How could I have been so foolish! I surrender!"
>>>>>And the pine-prince was never bothered by the pine-prince again, nor
>>>>>were his pines ever seen by living pine ever again or his pines by pines
>>>>>in any pine or pine, forever.
>>>>>
>>>>>The end.
>>>>
>>>>you *almost* got that story right.
>>>
>>>Was it the pine? Did I screw up the bit with the pine again?
>>
>>heh, yes darling, you did, but it's ok. i find it kind of charming
>>how you always mix up pine with pine.
>
> Don't you mean pine?

Oh man, pine and pine too? I am NEVER telling this story again!
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:

>>>>>>>Wow! That sounds like a good bed time story!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>*finds chips and coffee*
>>>>>>
>>>>>>pine chips?
>>>>>
>>>>>No pine chips.
>>>>>*looks again*
>>>>>No, actually those were potato chips. That would explain why they
>>>>>didn't taste like pine chips.
>>>>
>>>>Are we sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.
>>>
>>>Yay! Stories!
>>>
>>>>A long time ago, in a magical kingdom of pine, there lived a prince
>>>>who was made entirely of pine in his pine-crafted castle. Life was
>>>>pineish for him, and his pines were plentiful.
>>>>However, in the neighbouring kingdom of pine there lived a prince
>>>>made entirely of pine in a pine-crafted castle, who plotted against
>>>>the prince of pine and all of the pine in his kingdom! So soon, the
>>>>pine-prince set out from the pine-kingdom to put an end to the
>>>>pine-prince in his pine kingdom!
>>>>He rode on his pineish horse through a forest of pines, then
>>>>through a pine-forest and finally through a forest filled with
>>>>pines until he came at last to the kingdom of pine with its many
>>>>pines and pines. The pines there trembled at the sight of his pine
>>>>and pined for the pines of their native pines. The pine prince
>>>>smote every single pine in the pine-prince's kingdom of pines and
>>>>was about to ride back through the forest of pines, the forest of
>>>>pines and the forest of pines to his pine-kingdom when suddenly the
>>>>pine-prince leaped from his pine-castle and said:
>>>>"Get out of my pine-kingdom, you pine-stinking pine-lover! Go back
>>>>to your pines!"
>>>>And the pine-prince smote the pine-prince's pine with his mighty
>>>>pine! The pine cleft in two and the pine-prince was defeated at
>>>>once!
>>>>"You win!", cried the pine-prince "I should never have doubted the
>>>>strength of your pine! How could I have thought that pine was any
>>>>match for pine! How could I have been so foolish! I surrender!"
>>>>And the pine-prince was never bothered by the pine-prince again,
>>>>nor were his pines ever seen by living pine ever again or his pines
>>>>by pines in any pine or pine, forever.
>>>>
>>>>The end.
>>>
>>>Ooooh, Pretty story.
>>>But i still don't really understand... Didn't they have no pine?
>>
>>They had the pine within them the whole time!
>
> No, I mean, didn't the pine have any pine?

Uh, well none of those things are really in the story, so I wouldn't know.
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Daffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>Hmmm
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>But perhaps not in IE 5.pixel
>>>>>>
>>>>>>But it did used to do it in whatever old version of netscape I
>>>>>>used back in the days.
>>>>>
>>>>>It uses <bgsound>, which was never actually a real html tag and was
>>>>>only
>>>>
>>>>I didn't look at the code
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>ever supported by stupid browsers made by Microsoft and people who
>>>>>wanted to be like Microsoft, hence why it doesn't work anymore.
>>>>
>>>>And that includes PixelOS or what?
>>>
>>>PixelOS doesn't want to be like Microsoft if that's what you're
>>>asking. That's why it was invented in the first place.
>>
>>Good. I suddenly became frightened.
>>
>>*goes to drink schnapps*
>
> Fool! That's what they want you to drink!

No, that's what they want YOU to drink!
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"Sean" <sgegg DeleteThis @hotspammeallyouwantpop.com> wrote in message
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> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>Now I'll probably never find out what the pine thing was about...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I've never even heard of it! If you want to know about the pine
>>>>>>>thing, though, I'm your man!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Wow! That sounds like a good bed time story!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>*finds chips and coffee*
>>>>>
>>>>>pine chips?
>>>>
>>>>No pine chips.
>>>>*looks again*
>>>>No, actually those were potato chips. That would explain why they
>>>>didn't taste like pine chips.
>>>
>>>Are we sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.
>>
>> Yay! Stories!
>>
>>>A long time ago, in a magical kingdom of pine, there lived a prince who
>>>was made entirely of pine in his pine-crafted castle. Life was pineish
>>>for him, and his pines were plentiful.
>>>However, in the neighbouring kingdom of pine there lived a prince made
>>>entirely of pine in a pine-crafted castle, who plotted against the prince
>>>of pine and all of the pine in his kingdom! So soon, the pine-prince set
>>>out from the pine-kingdom to put an end to the pine-prince in his pine
>>>kingdom!
>>>He rode on his pineish horse through a forest of pines, then through a
>>>pine-forest and finally through a forest filled with pines until he came
>>>at last to the kingdom of pine with its many pines and pines. The pines
>>>there trembled at the sight of his pine and pined for the pines of their
>>>native pines. The pine prince smote every single pine in the
>>>pine-prince's kingdom of pines and was about to ride back through the
>>>forest of pines, the forest of pines and the forest of pines to his
>>>pine-kingdom when suddenly the pine-prince leaped from his pine-castle
>>>and said:
>>>"Get out of my pine-kingdom, you pine-stinking pine-lover! Go back to
>>>your pines!"
>>>And the pine-prince smote the pine-prince's pine with his mighty pine!
>>>The pine cleft in two and the pine-prince was defeated at once!
>>>"You win!", cried the pine-prince "I should never have doubted the
>>>strength of your pine! How could I have thought that pine was any match
>>>for pine! How could I have been so foolish! I surrender!"
>>>And the pine-prince was never bothered by the pine-prince again, nor were
>>>his pines ever seen by living pine ever again or his pines by pines in
>>>any pine or pine, forever.
>>>
>>>The end.
>>
>> Ooooh, Pretty story.
>>
>> But i still don't really understand... Didn't they have no pine?
>
> They had the pine within them the whole time!

May the pine be with you.
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Vigilante wrote:

>>>>A long time ago, in a magical kingdom of pine, there lived a prince who
>>>>was made entirely of pine in his pine-crafted castle. Life was pineish
>>>>for him, and his pines were plentiful.
>>>>However, in the neighbouring kingdom of pine there lived a prince made
>>>>entirely of pine in a pine-crafted castle, who plotted against the prince
>>>>of pine and all of the pine in his kingdom! So soon, the pine-prince set
>>>>out from the pine-kingdom to put an end to the pine-prince in his pine
>>>>kingdom!
>>>>He rode on his pineish horse through a forest of pines, then through a
>>>>pine-forest and finally through a forest filled with pines until he came
>>>>at last to the kingdom of pine with its many pines and pines. The pines
>>>>there trembled at the sight of his pine and pined for the pines of their
>>>>native pines. The pine prince smote every single pine in the
>>>>pine-prince's kingdom of pines and was about to ride back through the
>>>>forest of pines, the forest of pines and the forest of pines to his
>>>>pine-kingdom when suddenly the pine-prince leaped from his pine-castle
>>>>and said:
>>>>"Get out of my pine-kingdom, you pine-stinking pine-lover! Go back to
>>>>your pines!"
>>>>And the pine-prince smote the pine-prince's pine with his mighty pine!
>>>>The pine cleft in two and the pine-prince was defeated at once!
>>>>"You win!", cried the pine-prince "I should never have doubted the
>>>>strength of your pine! How could I have thought that pine was any match
>>>>for pine! How could I have been so foolish! I surrender!"
>>>>And the pine-prince was never bothered by the pine-prince again, nor were
>>>>his pines ever seen by living pine ever again or his pines by pines in
>>>>any pine or pine, forever.
>>>>
>>>>The end.
>>>
>>>Ooooh, Pretty story.
>>>
>>>But i still don't really understand... Didn't they have no pine?
>>
>>They had the pine within them the whole time!
>
> May the pine be with you.

By the pine of Grayskull, I have the pine!
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