UC Worth Buying?

"Lemming" <thiswillbounce DeleteThis @bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> You have no mouth but you must scream. And scream and scream until
> you are sick when you realise that Brod had been practicing day by
> length just so he can hammer your puny cyborg face into the dirt.

I am not a cyborg.

> I'm
> afraid I haven't played an FPS for over a year now, so I'm rather out
> of practice, but Brod assures me you are one dead robot. He tells me
> he's even learned to shoot while he's moving now - and he can even hit
> what he is shooting at sometimes too! You are *so* going to get your
> teflon arse kicked.

I'd beg to differ. All my years of relentlessly clicking my way to victory in
tic-tac-toe will prove useful as I pummel you two with my, er, Assault Rifle.

> I used to like that "Phatboy" mutator, you know, the one where you
> keep getting fatter and fatter when you get frags, and thinner and
> thinner each time you get killed.

Oh yes. I know.

> I used to look positively anorexic,
> particularly in instagib games.

Anorexic giblets. Who woulda thunk it.

// Xan, Ph.D.
// I worship His Shadow.

On Fri, 30 Jul 2004 01:08:44 GMT, "Xan" <me.TakeThisOut@1.com> wrote:

>"Lemming" <thiswillbounce.TakeThisOut@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:ft5jg01kp41t5mi81b1uuoen34sb1mvj0h@4ax.com...
>> You have no mouth but you must scream. And scream and scream until
>> you are sick when you realise that Brod had been practicing day by
>> length just so he can hammer your puny cyborg face into the dirt.
>
>I am not a cyborg.

Yes you are; and a piss-poor excuse for one at that.

>> I'm
>> afraid I haven't played an FPS for over a year now, so I'm rather out
>> of practice, but Brod assures me you are one dead robot. He tells me
>> he's even learned to shoot while he's moving now - and he can even hit
>> what he is shooting at sometimes too! You are *so* going to get your
>> teflon arse kicked.
>
>I'd beg to differ. All my years of relentlessly clicking my way to victory in
>tic-tac-toe will prove useful as I pummel you two with my, er, Assault Rifle.

You'll be ticking on the other side of your toe after Brod has
finished with you.

>> I used to like that "Phatboy" mutator, you know, the one where you
>> keep getting fatter and fatter when you get frags, and thinner and
>> thinner each time you get killed.
>
>Oh yes. I know.
>
>> I used to look positively anorexic,
>> particularly in instagib games.
>
>Anorexic giblets. Who woulda thunk it.

Just you keep your hands off my giblets. My mother warned me about
boys like you.

Lemming
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Curiosity *may* have killed Schrodinger's cat.