Bananas

DG <dammygerritsen DeleteThis @censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>>>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on
>>>>>>>>> banana peels
>>>>>>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>>>>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [ ] Davey
>>>>>>>> [ ] Peter
>>>>>>>> [X] Mickey
>>>>>>>> [ ] Mike
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [ ] A mouse
>>>>>>> [ ] A moose
>>>>>>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>>>>>>> [X] A beaver
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [X] Black as night
>>>>>> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
>>>>>> [ ] Pink
>>>>>> [ ] Translucent
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>
>>>>> How would you find your beaver at night?
>>>>>
>>>>> [ ] Shout
>>>>> [ ] Scream
>>>>> [ ] Holler
>>>>> [X] None of the above
>>>>>
>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>> Why wouldn't you want to find you beaver at night?
>>>>
>>>> [X] It is too drunk.
>>>> [ ] The colour blends into the night and makes it impossible to find.
>>>> [ ] You are too drunk.
>>>> [ ] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
>>>>
>>>> Put only one X.
>>> How drunk would your beaver be if your beaver could be drunk?
>>>
>>> [X] As drunk as 3 men of low moral fibre
>>> [ ] As drunk as Arthur
>>> [ ] As drunk as a skunk
>>> [ ] As Paula Abdul driving to rehab
>>
>> Which low moral fiber man is most like you?
>>
>> [ ] That fat one.
>> [ ] The tall one.
>> [ ] The third one.
>> [X] You feel mostly like the rat.
>>
>
> What would you use to catch a rat?
>
> [ ] A box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese
> [X] A female rat costume to dress up in
> [ ] KFC
> [ ] Another rat

When the female rat costume does not work, why do you think it is so?

[ ] It's not a box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese.
[ ] You simply looked to silly.
[ ] You were on a date with a rat but wakes up in the morning with a
mouse, a headache and absolutely no memory of yesterday.
[ ] The female rat costume was out of stock so you got a LeChuck
costume instead.

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on
>>>>>>>>>> banana peels
>>>>>>>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Davey
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Peter
>>>>>>>>> [X] Mickey
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Mike
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [ ] A mouse
>>>>>>>> [ ] A moose
>>>>>>>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>>>>>>>> [X] A beaver
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [X] Black as night
>>>>>>> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
>>>>>>> [ ] Pink
>>>>>>> [ ] Translucent
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> How would you find your beaver at night?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [ ] Shout
>>>>>> [ ] Scream
>>>>>> [ ] Holler
>>>>>> [X] None of the above
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>> Why wouldn't you want to find you beaver at night?
>>>>>
>>>>> [X] It is too drunk.
>>>>> [ ] The colour blends into the night and makes it impossible to find.
>>>>> [ ] You are too drunk.
>>>>> [ ] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
>>>>>
>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>> How drunk would your beaver be if your beaver could be drunk?
>>>>
>>>> [X] As drunk as 3 men of low moral fibre
>>>> [ ] As drunk as Arthur
>>>> [ ] As drunk as a skunk
>>>> [ ] As Paula Abdul driving to rehab
>>> Which low moral fiber man is most like you?
>>>
>>> [ ] That fat one.
>>> [ ] The tall one.
>>> [ ] The third one.
>>> [X] You feel mostly like the rat.
>>>
>> What would you use to catch a rat?
>>
>> [ ] A box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese
>> [X] A female rat costume to dress up in
>> [ ] KFC
>> [ ] Another rat
>
> When the female rat costume does not work, why do you think it is so?
>
> [ ] It's not a box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese.
> [ ] You simply looked to silly.
> [ ] You were on a date with a rat but wakes up in the morning with a
> mouse, a headache and absolutely no memory of yesterday.
> [X] The female rat costume was out of stock so you got a LeChuck
> costume instead.

What specifically about the LeChuck costume didn't do anything for the rat?

[ ] It was clear to the rat there was no tail to be gotten.
[ ] The rat regretted the last time he had a wild night with LeChuck.
[ ] The costume came with a reasonable facsimile to LeChuck's smell.
[ ] The costume came with genuine LeChuck smell because it was used by
LeChuck in The Curse of Monkey Island.

Put only one X.

--
Danny.