Rollcall, of sorts

"Pixel \"#~" <jjwweerrff RemoveThis @phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Earlier Rasmus Bøg Hansen muttered:
>
>>>><some time later>
>>>>
>>>>Right, it's outside your house in 2001, tenth of February--check the walls,
>>>>it's camuflaged and set to destroy itself for the safety of the timeline if
>>>>its user isn't positively identified to be you within twenty-four hours.
>>>>Happy?
>>>
>>> Uhm, how about a timemachine to get to 2001 to pick up my timemachine?
>>
>>You lost your time machine in the past? Now that's silly, you'd just
>>have to wait for time to pass.
>
> "...set to destroy itself for the safety of the timeline if its user
> isn't positively identified to be you within twenty-four hours. "

How do you know for sure it won't blow up the earth and prevent you
from sending it back in the first place? Voila! You still have it.

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"'Triad'" <wanderer.DeleteThis@beeb.web> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> "Pixel "#~" <jjwweerrff.DeleteThis@phil.uu.nl> wrote in message
> news:18ehn1hv5rmmbab9f4qsgfh5222kck5qmd@4ax.com...
>> Earlier 'Triad' muttered:
>>
>>>>>> Well, I don't think you were here back in 2002, were you?
>>>>>
>>>>>That depends. How much would it cost to convince you that we /were/?
>>>>
>>>> One working timemachine.
>>>
>>>Okay...
>>>
>>><some time later>
>>>
>>>Right, it's outside your house in 2001, tenth of February--check the
>>>walls,
>>>it's camuflaged and set to destroy itself for the safety of the timeline
>>>if
>>>its user isn't positively identified to be you within twenty-four hours.
>>>Happy?
>>
>> Uhm, how about a timemachine to get to 2001 to pick up my timemachine?
>
> Hey, that was my last timemachine!

In Denmark it is possible to pick up cardboard boxes for free at most
supermarkets.

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Quietly we read <871x1ihhvm.fsf DeleteThis @grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk>, unable to
contain our credulity we realized that Rasmus Bøg Hansen <spam05 DeleteThis @zz9.dk>
said this:
>"Pixel \"#~" <jjwweerrff DeleteThis @phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>
>> Earlier Bill Jillians muttered:
>>
>>>> Someone do the welcome thingy. I am just going to bed. Where did
>>>> Reinder go.
>>>
>>>I'll take it as read. I'll try not to inflict myself on your
>>>magnamimous well being for longer than is absolutely necessary. There
>>>are parts of Usenet where my name is mud and people spit when they
>>>mention my name. But that was when I was trolling lowlifes ... I try
>>>to be sensible (i.e inoffensive) these days.
>>
>> This is going to be interesting then Welcome again.
>
>Shouldn't people be at least a *bit* offensive now and then in aglami?

You seem like a nice newsgroup. Lets not go down that route.

When do we get to talk about Monkey Island ? You don't even know yet if
I've played the game? Perhaps I'm sworn to secrecy on the subject.

>
>Oh, and hi Bill!
>
>*waves a flag*
>

* Smiles revealing smashed out teeth*

>>>> pixel - knight of aglami
>>>
>>>Can I get to be a knight and who do I have to pay off for the honour?
>>>Actually perhaps I'd prefer to be a Professor.
>>
>> Hmmm, you'd have to talk to Reinder probably, though he doesn't seem
>> to be around today...
>
>He said some days ago he'd leave forever. I saw him on IRC not long
>ago so he can't be entirely gone.
>
>This anarchy is madness!
>

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Quietly we read <tushn15c2v2ptjasueakoc5qjrp10g4r5r.DeleteThis@4ax.com>, unable to
contain our credulity we realized that blondestranger
<deblon.DeleteThis@mailinator.com> said this:
>this is where i'd say something clever about Bill Jillians, if i could
>be bothered:
>
>>> >>k guys, see if you can find the date of your first ever post to
>>> >>Aglami! Mine
>>> >>is May 29, 2000.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Mine is today .... what a coincidence ... this is my first post.
>>>
>>>
>>> Welcome!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Someone do the welcome thingy. I am just going to bed. Where did
>>> Reinder go.
>>
>>I'll take it as read. I'll try not to inflict myself on your
>>magnamimous well being for longer than is absolutely necessary. There
>>are parts of Usenet where my name is mud and people spit when they
>>mention my name. But that was when I was trolling lowlifes ... I try
>>to be sensible (i.e inoffensive) these days.
>
>but offensive is fun!

You wouldn't like me when I'm offensive.

>
>>Bill
>>>
>>> --
>>> pixel - knight of aglami
>>
>>Can I get to be a knight and who do I have to pay off for the honour?
>>Actually perhaps I'd prefer to be a Professor.
>
>a professor of what?

Sexual Deviancy.

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Bill Jillians <"\"Bill Jillians\""@virgin.SPAM_NO_THANKS.net.SPAM_OFF> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Quietly we read <871x1ihhvm.fsf.RemoveThis@grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk>, unable to
> contain our credulity we realized that Rasmus Bøg Hansen <spam05.RemoveThis@zz9.dk>
> said this:
>>"Pixel \"#~" <jjwweerrff.RemoveThis@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
>>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>
>>> Earlier Bill Jillians muttered:
>>>
>>>>> Someone do the welcome thingy. I am just going to bed. Where did
>>>>> Reinder go.
>>>>
>>>>I'll take it as read. I'll try not to inflict myself on your
>>>>magnamimous well being for longer than is absolutely necessary. There
>>>>are parts of Usenet where my name is mud and people spit when they
>>>>mention my name. But that was when I was trolling lowlifes ... I try
>>>>to be sensible (i.e inoffensive) these days.
>>>
>>> This is going to be interesting then Welcome again.
>>
>>Shouldn't people be at least a *bit* offensive now and then in aglami?
>
> You seem like a nice newsgroup. Lets not go down that route.

We are not. We are offensive and rude! And we drink grog!

See, we kill people!

*kills Pixel*



> When do we get to talk about Monkey Island ? You don't even know yet if
> I've played the game? Perhaps I'm sworn to secrecy on the subject.

Actually we do not speak much of Monkey Island, though it comes up now
and then.

It is not forbidden though (like so many other things).

So, which game do you like best?

I like MI best and dislike the interface in EFMI. Somehow the
cartoonish style of COMI does not really catch me - I simply like the
old style better...

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Bill Jillians wrote:

>>>>> Someone do the welcome thingy. I am just going to bed. Where did
>>>>> Reinder go.
>>>>
>>>> I'll take it as read. I'll try not to inflict myself on your
>>>> magnamimous well being for longer than is absolutely necessary. There
>>>> are parts of Usenet where my name is mud and people spit when they
>>>> mention my name. But that was when I was trolling lowlifes ... I try
>>>> to be sensible (i.e inoffensive) these days.
>>>
>>> This is going to be interesting then Welcome again.
>>
>> Shouldn't people be at least a *bit* offensive now and then in aglami?
>
> You seem like a nice newsgroup. Lets not go down that route.
>
> When do we get to talk about Monkey Island ? You don't even know yet if
> I've played the game? Perhaps I'm sworn to secrecy on the subject.

Hey, how about that Monkey Island series of graphic adventure games?
Were those some fantastic games or what?

OR WHAT?!
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Sean <sgegg.DeleteThis@hotspammeallyouwantpop.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Bill Jillians wrote:
>
>>>>>> Someone do the welcome thingy. I am just going to bed. Where did
>>>>>> Reinder go.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll take it as read. I'll try not to inflict myself on your
>>>>> magnamimous well being for longer than is absolutely necessary. There
>>>>> are parts of Usenet where my name is mud and people spit when they
>>>>> mention my name. But that was when I was trolling lowlifes ... I try
>>>>> to be sensible (i.e inoffensive) these days.
>>>>
>>>> This is going to be interesting then Welcome again.
>>>
>>> Shouldn't people be at least a *bit* offensive now and then in aglami?
>> You seem like a nice newsgroup. Lets not go down that route.
>> When do we get to talk about Monkey Island ? You don't even know
>> yet if I've played the game? Perhaps I'm sworn to secrecy on the
>> subject.
>
> Hey, how about that Monkey Island series of graphic adventure games?
> Were those some fantastic games or what?
>
> OR WHAT?!

What games?

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Earlier Rasmus Bøg Hansen muttered:

>>>> This is going to be interesting then Welcome again.
>>>
>>>Shouldn't people be at least a *bit* offensive now and then in aglami?
>>
>> You seem like a nice newsgroup. Lets not go down that route.
>
>We are not. We are offensive and rude! And we drink grog!
>
>See, we kill people!
>
>*kills Pixel*

Please stop doing that...


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"Pixel \"#~" <jjwweerrff.RemoveThis@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Earlier Rasmus Bøg Hansen muttered:
>
>>>>> This is going to be interesting then Welcome again.
>>>>
>>>>Shouldn't people be at least a *bit* offensive now and then in aglami?
>>>
>>> You seem like a nice newsgroup. Lets not go down that route.
>>
>>We are not. We are offensive and rude! And we drink grog!
>>
>>See, we kill people!
>>
>>*kills Pixel*
>
> Please stop doing that...

It was mostly meant as an example.

*stops killing Pixel*

at least for now...

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Vigilante wrote:
> k guys, see if you can find the date of your first ever post to Aglami! Mine
> is May 29, 2000.

My first post on a newsgroup ever was July 2, 2000. That was to AGC.
First offical post to AGLAMI was September 29, 2000. You married me off
to Luke on October 28, 2000.

How's that for memory?

Hell, that was over 5 years ago.

Krista
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Earlier kleemarg403 DeleteThis @gmail.com muttered:

>> k guys, see if you can find the date of your first ever post to Aglami! Mine
>> is May 29, 2000.
>
>My first post on a newsgroup ever was July 2, 2000. That was to AGC.
>First offical post to AGLAMI was September 29, 2000. You married me off
>to Luke on October 28, 2000.
>
>How's that for memory?
>
>Hell, that was over 5 years ago.

Has it been five years!? Wow.


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A day without Sean is like a day without sunshine...

>>>>>> Someone do the welcome thingy. I am just going to bed. Where did
>>>>>> Reinder go.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll take it as read. I'll try not to inflict myself on your
>>>>> magnamimous well being for longer than is absolutely necessary. There
>>>>> are parts of Usenet where my name is mud and people spit
>>>>> when they mention my name. But that was when I was trolling
>>>>> lowlifes ... I try to be sensible (i.e inoffensive) these days.
>>>>
>>>> This is going to be interesting then Welcome again.
>>>
>>> Shouldn't people be at least a *bit* offensive now and then in
>>> aglami?
>>
>> You seem like a nice newsgroup. Lets not go down that route.
>>
>> When do we get to talk about Monkey Island ? You don't even know
>> yet if I've played the game? Perhaps I'm sworn to secrecy on the
>> subject.
>
> Hey, how about that Monkey Island series of graphic adventure games?
> Were those some fantastic games or what?
>
> OR WHAT?!

Someone should perhaps make a newsgroup about them, and call it
alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island-series or something almost like that but
not quite.

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A day without Bill Jillians is like a day without sunshine...

>> k guys, see if you can find the date of your first ever post to
>> Aglami! Mine is May 29, 2000.
>>
>>
> Mine is today .... what a coincidence ... this is my first post.
>
>--
>Bill Jillians

What's a Bill Jillians?
Anything you like, he can't he... oh wait, that's not right.

Hi, anyway.

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