A frolicsome Festivus to you all!

External Since: Dec 26, 2007 Posts: 1

Ok, ok...I know we do this every year, but tradition is tradition - so
its time for the singing of that old classic: The Twelve Days of Lara!
And let’s try and put a little holiday spirit in it this time! Think of
the widows of all the dead henchmen and the out of work cyborg
technicians that this will cheer up! Come-on, in our best English
accents now...

On the twelfth day of Lara, my butler gave to me...twelve loaded clips!

On the eleventh day of Lara, my butler gave to me...eleven floating jewels!

On the tenth day of Lara, my butler gave to me...ten crossbow bolts!

On the ninth day of Lara, my butler gave to me...nine flares a’burning!

On the eighth day of Lara, my butler gave to me...eight C4 blocks!

On the seventh day of Lara, my butler gave to me...seven master keys!

On the sixth day of Lara, my butler gave to me...six kevlar vests.

On the fifth day of Lara, my butler gave to me...five medi-packs!

On the fourth day of Lara, my butler gave to me...four treasure maps.

On the third day of Lara, my butler gave to me...three different passports!

On the second day of Lara, my butler gave to me...two combat boots!

On the first day of Lara, my butler gave to me...a cartridge for my Uzi!

Twelve loaded clips -
eleven floating jewels -
ten crossbow bolts -
nine flares a’ burning -
eight C4 blocks -
seven master keys -
six kevlar vests ( size DD ) -
fiiiiiiive mediiiiiii-packs -
four treasure maps -
three passports -
two combat boots ...
....and a cartridge for myyyyyy Uuuuuuu-zi!!!!

< and there was much rejoicing! >

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Not to mention a Kwazy Kwanza!

External Since: Sep 29, 2004 Posts: 408

Gordian Slash wrote:
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> On the eighth day of Lara, my butler gave to me...eight C4 blocks!
>
I plead ignorance, where does C4 blocks fit in?
Albert