i want.....

this is where i'd say something clever about Rasmus Bøg Hansen, if i
could be bothered:

>>>>>>>>>> EEEWWWWWWW!!!!
>>>>>>>>>> Give them to blonde or something!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Why should she have to clean up after that mess?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Oh, she's a woman...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> you just noticed? also, i'm not cleaning anything up. i'm pretty
>>>>>>>> sure this has been clearly explained since the beginning of time, or
>>>>>>>> at least the beginning of my being in aglami.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I waited for you to clean up today but I had to do it myself as you
>>>>>>>didn't show up!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> exactly
>>>>>
>>>>>It isn't quite clean yet!
>>>>
>>>> i just don't care!
>>>
>>>Ok, I'll wash the dishes myself then!
>>
>> all goes according to plan
>
>And your plan was to empty my fridge too?

never!
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 >> Stay informed about: i want..... 

this is where i'd say something clever about Rasmus Bøg Hansen, if i
could be bothered:

>>>>>> nah, i keep the jar in a lead case, sunk into the ground, surrounded
>>>>>> by a swamp
>>>>>
>>>>>Now, that is why I have been feeling murky and depressed!
>>>>
>>>> guaranteed to keep the evil well contained, man. we know our evil and
>>>> how to handle it.
>>>
>>>Good you are keeping control of it.
>>
>> we all have a calling. mine is controlling evil.
>
>Mine is a duck call. A fine little whistle.
>
>*blows whistle*

leave daffy alone, he's probably asleep. timezones, you know
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 >> Stay informed about: i want..... 

A day without blondestranger is like a day without sunshine...

>>>>>>> nah, i keep the jar in a lead case, sunk into the ground,
>>>>>>> surrounded by a swamp
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now, that is why I have been feeling murky and depressed!
>>>>>
>>>>> guaranteed to keep the evil well contained, man. we know our
>>>>> evil and how to handle it.
>>>>
>>>> Good you are keeping control of it.
>>>
>>> we all have a calling. mine is controlling evil.
>>
>> Mine is a duck call. A fine little whistle.
>>
>> *blows whistle*
>
> leave daffy alone, he's probably asleep. timezones, you know

No, I should be asleep, but I can't because someone's blowing an annoying
whistle.

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 >> Stay informed about: i want..... 

blondestranger <deblon.TakeThisOut@mailinator.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>>>>> EEEWWWWWWW!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>> Give them to blonde or something!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Why should she have to clean up after that mess?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Oh, she's a woman...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> you just noticed? also, i'm not cleaning anything up. i'm pretty
>>>>>>>>> sure this has been clearly explained since the beginning of time, or
>>>>>>>>> at least the beginning of my being in aglami.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I waited for you to clean up today but I had to do it myself as you
>>>>>>>>didn't show up!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> exactly
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It isn't quite clean yet!
>>>>>
>>>>> i just don't care!
>>>>
>>>>Ok, I'll wash the dishes myself then!
>>>
>>> all goes according to plan
>>
>>And your plan was to empty my fridge too?
>
> never!

I wonder who did it then...

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 >> Stay informed about: i want..... 

"Daffy" <daffy.DeleteThis@imalga.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>> nah, i keep the jar in a lead case, sunk into the ground,
>>>>>>>> surrounded by a swamp
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now, that is why I have been feeling murky and depressed!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> guaranteed to keep the evil well contained, man. we know our
>>>>>> evil and how to handle it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Good you are keeping control of it.
>>>>
>>>> we all have a calling. mine is controlling evil.
>>>
>>> Mine is a duck call. A fine little whistle.
>>>
>>> *blows whistle*
>>
>> leave daffy alone, he's probably asleep. timezones, you know
>
> No, I should be asleep, but I can't because someone's blowing an annoying
> whistle.

That was in another timezone.

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
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towards inarticulate grunts, doesn't shave, get's stuck with a lot of
the technical work, and gets blamed and yelled at when it doesn't work.
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 >> Stay informed about: i want..... 

A day without Rasmus "Bøg" Hansen is like a day without sunshine...

>>>>>>>>> nah, i keep the jar in a lead case, sunk into the ground,
>>>>>>>>> surrounded by a swamp
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Now, that is why I have been feeling murky and depressed!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> guaranteed to keep the evil well contained, man. we know our
>>>>>>> evil and how to handle it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Good you are keeping control of it.
>>>>>
>>>>> we all have a calling. mine is controlling evil.
>>>>
>>>> Mine is a duck call. A fine little whistle.
>>>>
>>>> *blows whistle*
>>>
>>> leave daffy alone, he's probably asleep. timezones, you know
>>
>> No, I should be asleep, but I can't because someone's blowing an
>> annoying whistle.
>
> That was in another timezone.

It's really loud.

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 >> Stay informed about: i want..... 

"Daffy" <daffy.TakeThisOut@imalga.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>>>> nah, i keep the jar in a lead case, sunk into the ground,
>>>>>>>>>> surrounded by a swamp
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Now, that is why I have been feeling murky and depressed!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> guaranteed to keep the evil well contained, man. we know our
>>>>>>>> evil and how to handle it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Good you are keeping control of it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> we all have a calling. mine is controlling evil.
>>>>>
>>>>> Mine is a duck call. A fine little whistle.
>>>>>
>>>>> *blows whistle*
>>>>
>>>> leave daffy alone, he's probably asleep. timezones, you know
>>>
>>> No, I should be asleep, but I can't because someone's blowing an
>>> annoying whistle.
>>
>> That was in another timezone.
>
> It's really loud.

Strange. I didn't find it *that* loud...

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
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more idiot-proof software, and universe, which produces more and more
remarkable idiots.
Until now, universe leads the race.
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 >> Stay informed about: i want..... 

A day without Rasmus "Bøg" Hansen is like a day without sunshine...

>>>>>>>>>>> nah, i keep the jar in a lead case, sunk into the ground,
>>>>>>>>>>> surrounded by a swamp
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Now, that is why I have been feeling murky and depressed!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> guaranteed to keep the evil well contained, man. we know our
>>>>>>>>> evil and how to handle it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Good you are keeping control of it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> we all have a calling. mine is controlling evil.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mine is a duck call. A fine little whistle.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *blows whistle*
>>>>>
>>>>> leave daffy alone, he's probably asleep. timezones, you know
>>>>
>>>> No, I should be asleep, but I can't because someone's blowing an
>>>> annoying whistle.
>>>
>>> That was in another timezone.
>>
>> It's really loud.
>
> Strange. I didn't find it *that* loud...

It's a frequency that your ears can't hear.

--
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You want to look at this website.
 >> Stay informed about: i want..... 

this is where i'd say something clever about Rasmus Bøg Hansen, if i
could be bothered:

>blondestranger <deblon DeleteThis @mailinator.com> hit the keyboard.
>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> EEEWWWWWWW!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Give them to blonde or something!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Why should she have to clean up after that mess?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, she's a woman...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> you just noticed? also, i'm not cleaning anything up. i'm pretty
>>>>>>>>>> sure this has been clearly explained since the beginning of time, or
>>>>>>>>>> at least the beginning of my being in aglami.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I waited for you to clean up today but I had to do it myself as you
>>>>>>>>>didn't show up!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> exactly
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>It isn't quite clean yet!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> i just don't care!
>>>>>
>>>>>Ok, I'll wash the dishes myself then!
>>>>
>>>> all goes according to plan
>>>
>>>And your plan was to empty my fridge too?
>>
>> never!
>
>I wonder who did it then...

i have my own fridge
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fear the towel!!
 >> Stay informed about: i want..... 

this is where i'd say something clever about Rasmus Bøg Hansen, if i
could be bothered:

>"Daffy" <daffy DeleteThis @imalga.net> hit the keyboard.
>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>
>>>>>>>>>>> nah, i keep the jar in a lead case, sunk into the ground,
>>>>>>>>>>> surrounded by a swamp
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Now, that is why I have been feeling murky and depressed!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> guaranteed to keep the evil well contained, man. we know our
>>>>>>>>> evil and how to handle it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Good you are keeping control of it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> we all have a calling. mine is controlling evil.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mine is a duck call. A fine little whistle.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *blows whistle*
>>>>>
>>>>> leave daffy alone, he's probably asleep. timezones, you know
>>>>
>>>> No, I should be asleep, but I can't because someone's blowing an
>>>> annoying whistle.
>>>
>>> That was in another timezone.
>>
>> It's really loud.
>
>Strange. I didn't find it *that* loud...

you're no duck
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 >> Stay informed about: i want..... 

"Daffy" <daffy RemoveThis @imalga.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>>>>>> nah, i keep the jar in a lead case, sunk into the ground,
>>>>>>>>>>>> surrounded by a swamp
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Now, that is why I have been feeling murky and depressed!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> guaranteed to keep the evil well contained, man. we know our
>>>>>>>>>> evil and how to handle it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Good you are keeping control of it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> we all have a calling. mine is controlling evil.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Mine is a duck call. A fine little whistle.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *blows whistle*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> leave daffy alone, he's probably asleep. timezones, you know
>>>>>
>>>>> No, I should be asleep, but I can't because someone's blowing an
>>>>> annoying whistle.
>>>>
>>>> That was in another timezone.
>>>
>>> It's really loud.
>>
>> Strange. I didn't find it *that* loud...
>
> It's a frequency that your ears can't hear.

I wonder where the "quack" sound came from, then...

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
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The hard bit is always getting it right.
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 >> Stay informed about: i want..... 

blondestranger <deblon DeleteThis @mailinator.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> EEEWWWWWWW!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Give them to blonde or something!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Why should she have to clean up after that mess?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, she's a woman...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> you just noticed? also, i'm not cleaning anything up. i'm pretty
>>>>>>>>>>> sure this has been clearly explained since the beginning of time, or
>>>>>>>>>>> at least the beginning of my being in aglami.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I waited for you to clean up today but I had to do it myself as you
>>>>>>>>>>didn't show up!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> exactly
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>It isn't quite clean yet!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> i just don't care!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ok, I'll wash the dishes myself then!
>>>>>
>>>>> all goes according to plan
>>>>
>>>>And your plan was to empty my fridge too?
>>>
>>> never!
>>
>>I wonder who did it then...
>
> i have my own fridge

Yeah, but who emptied mine!

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 >> Stay informed about: i want..... 

blondestranger <deblon DeleteThis @mailinator.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>>>>>> nah, i keep the jar in a lead case, sunk into the ground,
>>>>>>>>>>>> surrounded by a swamp
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Now, that is why I have been feeling murky and depressed!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> guaranteed to keep the evil well contained, man. we know our
>>>>>>>>>> evil and how to handle it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Good you are keeping control of it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> we all have a calling. mine is controlling evil.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Mine is a duck call. A fine little whistle.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *blows whistle*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> leave daffy alone, he's probably asleep. timezones, you know
>>>>>
>>>>> No, I should be asleep, but I can't because someone's blowing an
>>>>> annoying whistle.
>>>>
>>>> That was in another timezone.
>>>
>>> It's really loud.
>>
>>Strange. I didn't find it *that* loud...
>
> you're no duck

All this training, talking like a duck - and for no use...

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