Me am going to be dad times two soon

In about 6 weeks the ol' Bex will be giving birth to mah babies. First
time out, we get twins. Typical. So it's gonna be a boy and a girl.
We're naming the kids Royce and Alice, good solid family names.

Eh, it's gonna be fun for the next 20 or so years. One good thing
about having kids, and twins for that matter.. ready-made D&D party
right there! Royce will play a Paladin and Alice will be a drow thief,
I will pre-roll their characters. :0)