Worst video arcade related injury... Darwin awards 2006...

I was once killed in a Video game related accident.I kicked deaths ass:))
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>
> me wrote:
>> not to be picky, but unless the person is killed, or otherwise
>> stopped from reproducing, then they can't win a Darwin award.
>
> Okay, so this will be the Lamark award.
>
> satisfied?
>
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Mark my palm looks like yours in one of your pictures.. and i had the
toe thing happen also.. infact its still black!!. Im recovering from a
knee injury also as we speak.. nailed it on a cab corner pretty bad.
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Here are Marks arcade accident pics again if anyone missed these:
http://www.arcadecup.com/MARK.HTML
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Here is a my healed scar on my hand and nearly healed toe... i love
arcade battle wounds!!!... I know im not even close to yours mark. I
am well on my way though!.. im still a noob in a sense since i just
took up the arcade bit in 2004. I celebrate 1 year this Nov 19th making
it my sole job!
I will have to run a Christmas g07 repair special .. Thats crazy how
you took out your arm like that!!.. ok here are my wounds for what they
are worth.

http://www.arcadecup.com/noobwounds.html
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My brother still has 2 more appointments to fix his back from a hard
drivin cockpit incident.
What drives me up the wall right after I cut my hand open and finished
surgery I went right back to the galaga project with on hand
functional. the passion hasnt left me since the day I caught it in the
summer of '04.
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P.S. another 2 or 3 accidents like this and I'll get out of the
business...


guinea pig wrote:
> I think that Mark should win the Darwin award. I really don't mean to
> be too harsh here (note the correct spelling of two (now three)
> different spellings of "to/too/two"... but Mark is clearly not the
> brightest bulb. Perhaps the lack of a decent education has led him to
> a life of grunt work lifting arcade machines, but you know, after 2 or
> 3 accidents of this type it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to think they
> might be in the wrong line of work. So maybe the Dawinism can apply to
> the product of bad genetic poker hands.
>
> For crips sake Mark, do something else with your life. If you are so
> accident prone, stay away from big, heavy electrical killing boxes. If
> you are tone deaf, don't be a singer.
>
> Go back to school, learn to spell, become a writer. You have some
> great stories now that you've been through the videogame war - time to
> reap the benefits of your pain without further pain.
>
> And... so everyone has fodder to flame me back, I have an injury story
> that isn't really videogame related, but.... well.... here it is:
>
> last halloween I was filming a frieght train for an upcoming movie I
> was working on. I was doing pre-production so I was by myself. I was
> standing on some tracks filming a train coming towards me while, at the
> very same time, unbenownst to me, there was one coming up behind me ON
> THE TRACK I was standing on.
>
> To make a long story short, I was hit and killed instantly. Somehow I
> came back alive, certain I was dreaming, and wondered where my right
> foot was and who was the jerk that coated me in a bucket of cows blood.
> It turned out that I wasn't deaming at all, and it was my blood, not
> some cow's, and my foot was still in my shoe some 50 ft away on the
> train track.
>
> Every rib broken, punctured lung, face a horror. best halloween
> costume ever. This halloween I dressed my prosthetic foot to llok like
> a zombie tore away the flesh around my bloody ankle leaving only
> exposed bone (w/dangling fibula).
>
> anywho.... I'm still going. and I can still reproduce (although my gf
> is on the pill.... so I have no evidence that my boys can still swim,
> thankfully)
>
> Scott
>
>
 >> Stay informed about: Worst video arcade related injury... Darwin awards 2006... 

P.S. another 2 or 3 accidents like this and I'll get out of the
business...


guinea pig wrote:
> I think that Mark should win the Darwin award. I really don't mean to
> be too harsh here (note the correct spelling of two (now three)
> different spellings of "to/too/two"... but Mark is clearly not the
> brightest bulb. Perhaps the lack of a decent education has led him to
> a life of grunt work lifting arcade machines, but you know, after 2 or
> 3 accidents of this type it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to think they
> might be in the wrong line of work. So maybe the Dawinism can apply to
> the product of bad genetic poker hands.
>
> For crips sake Mark, do something else with your life. If you are so
> accident prone, stay away from big, heavy electrical killing boxes. If
> you are tone deaf, don't be a singer.
>
> Go back to school, learn to spell, become a writer. You have some
> great stories now that you've been through the videogame war - time to
> reap the benefits of your pain without further pain.
>
> And... so everyone has fodder to flame me back, I have an injury story
> that isn't really videogame related, but.... well.... here it is:
>
> last halloween I was filming a frieght train for an upcoming movie I
> was working on. I was doing pre-production so I was by myself. I was
> standing on some tracks filming a train coming towards me while, at the
> very same time, unbenownst to me, there was one coming up behind me ON
> THE TRACK I was standing on.
>
> To make a long story short, I was hit and killed instantly. Somehow I
> came back alive, certain I was dreaming, and wondered where my right
> foot was and who was the jerk that coated me in a bucket of cows blood.
> It turned out that I wasn't deaming at all, and it was my blood, not
> some cow's, and my foot was still in my shoe some 50 ft away on the
> train track.
>
> Every rib broken, punctured lung, face a horror. best halloween
> costume ever. This halloween I dressed my prosthetic foot to llok like
> a zombie tore away the flesh around my bloody ankle leaving only
> exposed bone (w/dangling fibula).
>
> anywho.... I'm still going. and I can still reproduce (although my gf
> is on the pill.... so I have no evidence that my boys can still swim,
> thankfully)
>
> Scott
>
>
 >> Stay informed about: Worst video arcade related injury... Darwin awards 2006... 

P.S. another 2 or 3 accidents like this and I'll get out of the
business...


guinea pig wrote:
> I think that Mark should win the Darwin award. I really don't mean to
> be too harsh here (note the correct spelling of two (now three)
> different spellings of "to/too/two"... but Mark is clearly not the
> brightest bulb. Perhaps the lack of a decent education has led him to
> a life of grunt work lifting arcade machines, but you know, after 2 or
> 3 accidents of this type it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to think they
> might be in the wrong line of work. So maybe the Dawinism can apply to
> the product of bad genetic poker hands.
>
> For crips sake Mark, do something else with your life. If you are so
> accident prone, stay away from big, heavy electrical killing boxes. If
> you are tone deaf, don't be a singer.
>
> Go back to school, learn to spell, become a writer. You have some
> great stories now that you've been through the videogame war - time to
> reap the benefits of your pain without further pain.
>
> And... so everyone has fodder to flame me back, I have an injury story
> that isn't really videogame related, but.... well.... here it is:
>
> last halloween I was filming a frieght train for an upcoming movie I
> was working on. I was doing pre-production so I was by myself. I was
> standing on some tracks filming a train coming towards me while, at the
> very same time, unbenownst to me, there was one coming up behind me ON
> THE TRACK I was standing on.
>
> To make a long story short, I was hit and killed instantly. Somehow I
> came back alive, certain I was dreaming, and wondered where my right
> foot was and who was the jerk that coated me in a bucket of cows blood.
> It turned out that I wasn't deaming at all, and it was my blood, not
> some cow's, and my foot was still in my shoe some 50 ft away on the
> train track.
>
> Every rib broken, punctured lung, face a horror. best halloween
> costume ever. This halloween I dressed my prosthetic foot to llok like
> a zombie tore away the flesh around my bloody ankle leaving only
> exposed bone (w/dangling fibula).
>
> anywho.... I'm still going. and I can still reproduce (although my gf
> is on the pill.... so I have no evidence that my boys can still swim,
> thankfully)
>
> Scott
>
>
 >> Stay informed about: Worst video arcade related injury... Darwin awards 2006... 

P.S. another 2 or 3 accidents like this and I'll get out of the
business...


guinea pig wrote:
> I think that Mark should win the Darwin award. I really don't mean to
> be too harsh here (note the correct spelling of two (now three)
> different spellings of "to/too/two"... but Mark is clearly not the
> brightest bulb. Perhaps the lack of a decent education has led him to
> a life of grunt work lifting arcade machines, but you know, after 2 or
> 3 accidents of this type it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to think they
> might be in the wrong line of work. So maybe the Dawinism can apply to
> the product of bad genetic poker hands.
>
> For crips sake Mark, do something else with your life. If you are so
> accident prone, stay away from big, heavy electrical killing boxes. If
> you are tone deaf, don't be a singer.
>
> Go back to school, learn to spell, become a writer. You have some
> great stories now that you've been through the videogame war - time to
> reap the benefits of your pain without further pain.
>
> And... so everyone has fodder to flame me back, I have an injury story
> that isn't really videogame related, but.... well.... here it is:
>
> last halloween I was filming a frieght train for an upcoming movie I
> was working on. I was doing pre-production so I was by myself. I was
> standing on some tracks filming a train coming towards me while, at the
> very same time, unbenownst to me, there was one coming up behind me ON
> THE TRACK I was standing on.
>
> To make a long story short, I was hit and killed instantly. Somehow I
> came back alive, certain I was dreaming, and wondered where my right
> foot was and who was the jerk that coated me in a bucket of cows blood.
> It turned out that I wasn't deaming at all, and it was my blood, not
> some cow's, and my foot was still in my shoe some 50 ft away on the
> train track.
>
> Every rib broken, punctured lung, face a horror. best halloween
> costume ever. This halloween I dressed my prosthetic foot to llok like
> a zombie tore away the flesh around my bloody ankle leaving only
> exposed bone (w/dangling fibula).
>
> anywho.... I'm still going. and I can still reproduce (although my gf
> is on the pill.... so I have no evidence that my boys can still swim,
> thankfully)
>
> Scott
>
>
 >> Stay informed about: Worst video arcade related injury... Darwin awards 2006... 

P.S. another 2 or 3 accidents like this and I'll get out of the
business...


guinea pig wrote:
> I think that Mark should win the Darwin award. I really don't mean to
> be too harsh here (note the correct spelling of two (now three)
> different spellings of "to/too/two"... but Mark is clearly not the
> brightest bulb. Perhaps the lack of a decent education has led him to
> a life of grunt work lifting arcade machines, but you know, after 2 or
> 3 accidents of this type it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to think they
> might be in the wrong line of work. So maybe the Dawinism can apply to
> the product of bad genetic poker hands.
>
> For crips sake Mark, do something else with your life. If you are so
> accident prone, stay away from big, heavy electrical killing boxes. If
> you are tone deaf, don't be a singer.
>
> Go back to school, learn to spell, become a writer. You have some
> great stories now that you've been through the videogame war - time to
> reap the benefits of your pain without further pain.
>
> And... so everyone has fodder to flame me back, I have an injury story
> that isn't really videogame related, but.... well.... here it is:
>
> last halloween I was filming a frieght train for an upcoming movie I
> was working on. I was doing pre-production so I was by myself. I was
> standing on some tracks filming a train coming towards me while, at the
> very same time, unbenownst to me, there was one coming up behind me ON
> THE TRACK I was standing on.
>
> To make a long story short, I was hit and killed instantly. Somehow I
> came back alive, certain I was dreaming, and wondered where my right
> foot was and who was the jerk that coated me in a bucket of cows blood.
> It turned out that I wasn't deaming at all, and it was my blood, not
> some cow's, and my foot was still in my shoe some 50 ft away on the
> train track.
>
> Every rib broken, punctured lung, face a horror. best halloween
> costume ever. This halloween I dressed my prosthetic foot to llok like
> a zombie tore away the flesh around my bloody ankle leaving only
> exposed bone (w/dangling fibula).
>
> anywho.... I'm still going. and I can still reproduce (although my gf
> is on the pill.... so I have no evidence that my boys can still swim,
> thankfully)
>
> Scott
>
>
 >> Stay informed about: Worst video arcade related injury... Darwin awards 2006... 

P.S. another 2 or 3 accidents like this and I'll get out of the
business...


guinea pig wrote:
> I think that Mark should win the Darwin award. I really don't mean to
> be too harsh here (note the correct spelling of two (now three)
> different spellings of "to/too/two"... but Mark is clearly not the
> brightest bulb. Perhaps the lack of a decent education has led him to
> a life of grunt work lifting arcade machines, but you know, after 2 or
> 3 accidents of this type it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to think they
> might be in the wrong line of work. So maybe the Dawinism can apply to
> the product of bad genetic poker hands.
>
> For crips sake Mark, do something else with your life. If you are so
> accident prone, stay away from big, heavy electrical killing boxes. If
> you are tone deaf, don't be a singer.
>
> Go back to school, learn to spell, become a writer. You have some
> great stories now that you've been through the videogame war - time to
> reap the benefits of your pain without further pain.
>
> And... so everyone has fodder to flame me back, I have an injury story
> that isn't really videogame related, but.... well.... here it is:
>
> last halloween I was filming a frieght train for an upcoming movie I
> was working on. I was doing pre-production so I was by myself. I was
> standing on some tracks filming a train coming towards me while, at the
> very same time, unbenownst to me, there was one coming up behind me ON
> THE TRACK I was standing on.
>
> To make a long story short, I was hit and killed instantly. Somehow I
> came back alive, certain I was dreaming, and wondered where my right
> foot was and who was the jerk that coated me in a bucket of cows blood.
> It turned out that I wasn't deaming at all, and it was my blood, not
> some cow's, and my foot was still in my shoe some 50 ft away on the
> train track.
>
> Every rib broken, punctured lung, face a horror. best halloween
> costume ever. This halloween I dressed my prosthetic foot to llok like
> a zombie tore away the flesh around my bloody ankle leaving only
> exposed bone (w/dangling fibula).
>
> anywho.... I'm still going. and I can still reproduce (although my gf
> is on the pill.... so I have no evidence that my boys can still swim,
> thankfully)
>
> Scott
>
>
 >> Stay informed about: Worst video arcade related injury... Darwin awards 2006... 

P.S. another 2 or 3 accidents like this and I'll get out of the
business...


guinea pig wrote:
> I think that Mark should win the Darwin award. I really don't mean to
> be too harsh here (note the correct spelling of two (now three)
> different spellings of "to/too/two"... but Mark is clearly not the
> brightest bulb. Perhaps the lack of a decent education has led him to
> a life of grunt work lifting arcade machines, but you know, after 2 or
> 3 accidents of this type it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to think they
> might be in the wrong line of work. So maybe the Dawinism can apply to
> the product of bad genetic poker hands.
>
> For crips sake Mark, do something else with your life. If you are so
> accident prone, stay away from big, heavy electrical killing boxes. If
> you are tone deaf, don't be a singer.
>
> Go back to school, learn to spell, become a writer. You have some
> great stories now that you've been through the videogame war - time to
> reap the benefits of your pain without further pain.
>
> And... so everyone has fodder to flame me back, I have an injury story
> that isn't really videogame related, but.... well.... here it is:
>
> last halloween I was filming a frieght train for an upcoming movie I
> was working on. I was doing pre-production so I was by myself. I was
> standing on some tracks filming a train coming towards me while, at the
> very same time, unbenownst to me, there was one coming up behind me ON
> THE TRACK I was standing on.
>
> To make a long story short, I was hit and killed instantly. Somehow I
> came back alive, certain I was dreaming, and wondered where my right
> foot was and who was the jerk that coated me in a bucket of cows blood.
> It turned out that I wasn't deaming at all, and it was my blood, not
> some cow's, and my foot was still in my shoe some 50 ft away on the
> train track.
>
> Every rib broken, punctured lung, face a horror. best halloween
> costume ever. This halloween I dressed my prosthetic foot to llok like
> a zombie tore away the flesh around my bloody ankle leaving only
> exposed bone (w/dangling fibula).
>
> anywho.... I'm still going. and I can still reproduce (although my gf
> is on the pill.... so I have no evidence that my boys can still swim,
> thankfully)
>
> Scott
>
>
 >> Stay informed about: Worst video arcade related injury... Darwin awards 2006... 

P.S. another 2 or 3 accidents like this and I'll get out of the
business...


guinea pig wrote:
> I think that Mark should win the Darwin award. I really don't mean to
> be too harsh here (note the correct spelling of two (now three)
> different spellings of "to/too/two"... but Mark is clearly not the
> brightest bulb. Perhaps the lack of a decent education has led him to
> a life of grunt work lifting arcade machines, but you know, after 2 or
> 3 accidents of this type it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to think they
> might be in the wrong line of work. So maybe the Dawinism can apply to
> the product of bad genetic poker hands.
>
> For crips sake Mark, do something else with your life. If you are so
> accident prone, stay away from big, heavy electrical killing boxes. If
> you are tone deaf, don't be a singer.
>
> Go back to school, learn to spell, become a writer. You have some
> great stories now that you've been through the videogame war - time to
> reap the benefits of your pain without further pain.
>
> And... so everyone has fodder to flame me back, I have an injury story
> that isn't really videogame related, but.... well.... here it is:
>
> last halloween I was filming a frieght train for an upcoming movie I
> was working on. I was doing pre-production so I was by myself. I was
> standing on some tracks filming a train coming towards me while, at the
> very same time, unbenownst to me, there was one coming up behind me ON
> THE TRACK I was standing on.
>
> To make a long story short, I was hit and killed instantly. Somehow I
> came back alive, certain I was dreaming, and wondered where my right
> foot was and who was the jerk that coated me in a bucket of cows blood.
> It turned out that I wasn't deaming at all, and it was my blood, not
> some cow's, and my foot was still in my shoe some 50 ft away on the
> train track.
>
> Every rib broken, punctured lung, face a horror. best halloween
> costume ever. This halloween I dressed my prosthetic foot to llok like
> a zombie tore away the flesh around my bloody ankle leaving only
> exposed bone (w/dangling fibula).
>
> anywho.... I'm still going. and I can still reproduce (although my gf
> is on the pill.... so I have no evidence that my boys can still swim,
> thankfully)
>
> Scott
>
>
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