UT Frenzy: You Kick/DS, I'll Smite/Zeal

Sunday nite saw my Smiter's baptism of fire in UT. GrandOldPainter
invited me to join him for some quick jaunts into the Uberland of the
east.

OMG what is Painter's Kicker/DS sasin called again? Makira?

I think is it.

And

Ladies and Gentlemen I hereby announce a new uber killer on the East.

SmitosaurusRex

Run #1:

Furnace: Kicks and Traps by Makira. Zealing by Rex. Rex used "Misfit's
trajectory" of chasing down the OKs and laying them to waste whilst
they also took damage from the DS. Izzy went down rather easily. Rex
rapsberried Izzy upon his fall.

Matron's Den: Let me just say that this combination of pally and sasin
laid that place to waste mighty quick. Of course Lillith was hiding in
the last room, but not for long once we found her. She pleaded for a
quick death and she received it. Double raspberry

Sands: Duriel went down so fast it was pitiful. Not even worth
areaspberry.

Tristram: Come, see and conquer. A silly necro torch which Rex has
primarily for the stats and the resists, in other words everything but
the skills.

Run#2:

Matron's Den: Lillith showed up sooner and she was nice enough to stand
near a doorway where our mercs could jab thru and not get hit by the
poison.

Sands: Rex's merc thought Duriel wasn't worth the effort so while the
rest of us took him otu the merc explored the area off to the right but
before anything could approach us we had the organ and were back in
town.

Furnace: Same as before;

Tristram: Stupid mepf somehow managed to nail Rex. despite Salvation
being on. But after the kicksin took out mepf Rex was able to run back
in and recover his corpse and join the sasin in taking out the other
two.

A barb torch that SamKinison of the east now has. Yes Sam is on the
East also. OH! OH! OH! not quite through hell and not yet eve 75.

Of course Painter runs nilly and nilly drops a Bartucs and Painter
invites Orion to make a kicksin/DS liek his.

Hmm, perhaps not a bad idea. Maybe my wife will play her as well and
tank an uber during a visit or two. She also has experience with
Assasins.

I'll have to consult her and make potential plans to rush a sasin to
hell.

Now all I need is a name?

Hmm, would the Amazon Basin refuse game entry to an assassin named
LorenaBobbit due to the graphic images that it will bring to other
players brains?

Wait a second. Can't be letting the wife run around with an assassin
named LorenaBobbit. Won't look good.

OH! OH! OH!

Orion

> OMG what is Painter's Kicker/DS sasin called again? Makira?
>

MatakaKi - but close enough.

<snip>

> Of course Painter runs nilly and nilly drops a Bartucs and Painter
> invites Orion to make a kicksin/DS liek his.
>
> Hmm, perhaps not a bad idea. Maybe my wife will play her as well and
> tank an uber during a visit or two. She also has experience with
> Assasins.
>
> I'll have to consult her and make potential plans to rush a sasin to
> hell.
>
> Now all I need is a name?
>
> Hmm, would the Amazon Basin refuse game entry to an assassin named
> LorenaBobbit due to the graphic images that it will bring to other
> players brains?

lmao - please find out.

-Robert