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Dallas

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(Msg. 1) Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:57 pm Post subject: Today's groaner Archived from groups: alt>games>microsoft>flight-sim (more info?)

A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient." -- Dallas >> Stay informed about: Today's groaner

Pete

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:57 pm
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Yup...One hell of a groaner !! LOL

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Mad Mike

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:02 pm Post subject: Re: Today's groaner [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

"A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months" -- Henny Youngman "Dallas" <Cybnorm.DeleteThis@spam_me_not.Hotmail.Com> wrote in message news:6mdf9bgb0qo7.1g7vyvyrimldh.dlg@40tude.net... > > A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I think I'm > shrinking!!" > > The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a > little patient." > > > -- > Dallas >> Stay informed about: Today's groaner

Dudley Henriques

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:31 pm Post subject: Re: Today's groaner [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Dallas wrote: > A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I think I'm > shrinking!!" > > The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a > little patient." > > Doctor "What seems to be the trouble?" Patient" I don't understand it Doctor; no matter where I go, no one pays any attention to me at all" Doctor "Next!" >> Stay informed about: Today's groaner

Marcel Kuijper

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(Msg. 5) Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:57 pm Post subject: Re: Today's groaner [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

"Dallas" wrote: > > A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I think I'm > shrinking!!" > > The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a > little patient." 1950 - George Bush walks into a bar and orders a beer and a glass of milk. The bartender says: "I didn't know chimps drank milk!" George Bush replies: "That ain't no chimp. That there's my boy!" Sorry...couldn't resist the temptation. Marcel >> Stay informed about: Today's groaner

Mad Mike

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(Msg. 6) Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:57 pm Post subject: Re: Today's groaner [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Pretty accurate! "Marcel Kuijper" <zoepetier_nothing_here.DeleteThis@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:45fdaafa$0$330$e4fe514c@news.xs4all.nl... > > "Dallas" wrote: >> >> A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I think I'm >> shrinking!!" >> >> The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a >> little patient." > > 1950 - George Bush walks into a bar and orders a beer and a glass of milk. > > The bartender says: "I didn't know chimps drank milk!" > > George Bush replies: "That ain't no chimp. That there's my boy!" > > > Sorry...couldn't resist the temptation. > > Marcel > > >> Stay informed about: Today's groaner

Canuck

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(Msg. 7) Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:56 pm Post subject: Re: Today's groaner [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Howz about......... Doctor "What seems to be the trouble?" MXManiac " I don't understand it Doctor; no matter where I go, no one pays any attention to me at all" Doctor "Next!" >> Stay informed about: Today's groaner

MikeW

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(Msg. 8) Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:57 pm Post subject: Re: Today's groaner [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Canuck wrote: > Howz about......... > > > Doctor "What seems to be the trouble?" > > MXManiac " I don't understand it Doctor; no matter where I go, no one > pays any attention to me at all" > > Doctor "Next!" ROTFL -- MikeW Please don't feed the troll >> Stay informed about: Today's groaner

Scet

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(Msg. 9) Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:56 am Post subject: Re: Today's groaner [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

"Dallas" <Cybnorm RemoveThis @spam_me_not.Hotmail.Com> wrote in message news:6mdf9bgb0qo7.1g7vyvyrimldh.dlg@40tude.net... > > A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I think I'm > shrinking!!" > > The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a > little patient." > > > -- > Dallas Guy walks into the Doctors and tells him he he can't get the Tom Jones song "Green Green Grass Of Home" out of his head. The Doctor tells him that he has Tom Jones syndrome. The patient asks him if it is common. The Doctor tells him that it's not unusual. Scet >> Stay informed about: Today's groaner

Mad Mike

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(Msg. 10) Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:56 am Post subject: Re: Today's groaner [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

OOOOHHHHHH! MM "Scet" <xxxldgatty.TakeThisOut@internode.on.net> wrote in message news:12vsmr590tcig9b@corp.supernews.com... > > "Dallas" <Cybnorm.TakeThisOut@spam_me_not.Hotmail.Com> wrote in message > news:6mdf9bgb0qo7.1g7vyvyrimldh.dlg@40tude.net... >> >> A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I think I'm >> shrinking!!" >> >> The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a >> little patient." >> >> >> -- >> Dallas > > Guy walks into the Doctors and tells him he he can't get the Tom Jones > song "Green Green Grass Of Home" out of his head. > The Doctor tells him that he has Tom Jones syndrome. > The patient asks him if it is common. > The Doctor tells him that it's not unusual. > Scet > >> Stay informed about: Today's groaner

Scet

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(Msg. 11) Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:56 am Post subject: Re: Today's groaner [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

"Dallas" <Cybnorm.RemoveThis@spam_me_not.Hotmail.Com> wrote in message news:6mdf9bgb0qo7.1g7vyvyrimldh.dlg@40tude.net... > > A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I think I'm > shrinking!!" > > The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a > little patient." > > > -- > Dallas Guy goes into a Vets office and says to the Vet "Can you have a look at my rottwieler, he is cross eyed." The Vet grabs a torch and picks up the dog and looks in his eyes, he then shines the torch into each ear and pokes and prods the dog every where else. He looks at the dogs owner and says "I'm going to have to put him down!" Alarmed at that, the dogs owner says " You can't be serious, you want to put my dog down because he is cross eyed!? The Vet replies "No, I want to put your dog down because he is heavy!" Scet >> Stay informed about: Today's groaner

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(Msg. 12) Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:56 am Post subject: Re: Today's groaner [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Man returns home after visiting the shrink because he keeps thinking he's a dog. Wife "Well, how'd it go? D'yuh think he cured you?" Man "He sure has! Feel my nose!" Iain >> Stay informed about: Today's groaner

Dallas

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(Msg. 13) Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:57 pm Post subject: Re: Today's groaner [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, ´You can come in, but donÿt start anything!¡ -- Dallas >> Stay informed about: Today's groaner

Roger

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(Msg. 14) Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:23 pm Post subject: Re: Today's groaner [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On Mon, 19 Mar 2007 20:14:03 +1030, "Scet" <xxxldgatty.RemoveThis@internode.on.net> wrote: > >"Dallas" <Cybnorm.RemoveThis@spam_me_not.Hotmail.Com> wrote in message >news:6mdf9bgb0qo7.1g7vyvyrimldh.dlg@40tude.net... >> >> A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I think I'm >> shrinking!!" >> >> The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a >> little patient." >> >> >> -- >> Dallas > >Guy walks into the Doctors and tells him he he can't get the Tom Jones song >"Green Green Grass Of Home" out of his head. >The Doctor tells him that he has Tom Jones syndrome. >The patient asks him if it is common. >The Doctor tells him that it's not unusual. >Scet I can just see Leslie Neielsen, or Mel Brooks delevering this. Entirely different styles, but it would fit both of them. > Roger Halstead (K8RI & ARRL life member) (N833R, S# CD-2 Worlds oldest Debonair) www.rogerhalstead.com >> Stay informed about: Today's groaner

John Ward

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(Msg. 15) Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:13 pm Post subject: Re: Today's groaner [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Hi Scet, Corker, mate! Regards, John Ward "Scet" <xxxldgatty DeleteThis @internode.on.net> wrote in message news:12vsmr590tcig9b@corp.supernews.com... > > "Dallas" <Cybnorm DeleteThis @spam_me_not.Hotmail.Com> wrote in message > news:6mdf9bgb0qo7.1g7vyvyrimldh.dlg@40tude.net... >> >> A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I think I'm >> shrinking!!" >> >> The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a >> little patient." >> >> >> -- >> Dallas > > Guy walks into the Doctors and tells him he he can't get the Tom Jones > song "Green Green Grass Of Home" out of his head. > The Doctor tells him that he has Tom Jones syndrome. > The patient asks him if it is common. > The Doctor tells him that it's not unusual. > Scet > >> Stay informed about: Today's groaner

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