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(Msg. 1) Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:54 pm
Post subject: How to Save the Airlines (humor)
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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere " going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back
20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a
golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
*Addendum - This was not my idea although I think it would fly. I
would really love to see the female point of view on this idea : )
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:09 pm
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:20 pm
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:55 pm
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Nice idea - for us chaps at any rate, not sure how the ladies of this forum
would take to the ideas presented though. Sadly it seems all a pipedream,
Hooters failed at the airline game remember.
"SnakeEyes" <agalspector.RemoveThis@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
> place.
>
> Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
> What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
> loss?
>
> The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
> atmosphere " going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
> this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
>
> Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
> thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
> could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back
> 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
> women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
> industry would see record revenues.
>
> This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a
> golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
>
> *Addendum - This was not my idea although I think it would fly. I
> would really love to see the female point of view on this idea : )
>
> SnakeEyes
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:54 am
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Once upon a time in alt.games.microsoft.flight-sim, dear sweet SnakeEyes
(agalspector@hotmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
> Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
> thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
> could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back
> 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
Lap dances in coach? Hahhahahaha!
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:03 am
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:16 pm
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"Uncle Vic" <address.TakeThisOut@withheld.com> wrote in message
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> Once upon a time in alt.games.microsoft.flight-sim, dear sweet Marc Adler
> (marc.adler@gmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
>
>> SnakeEyes wrote:
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>>> Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
>>> What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
>>> loss?
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>> Somebody already tried that.
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>> http://www.hootersair.com/
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>> I didn't work. Maybe they were just too timid.
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>> Marc
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> This might work. Kind of difficult to hide weapons when you don't have
> pockets.
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> http://www.nudist-resorts.org/talk/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=236
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> --
> Uncle Vic
>
I trust the pilot will have his hands firmly on his joystick!
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:52 pm
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