Rollcall, of sorts

Bill Jillians <"\"Bill Jillians\""@blueyonder.SPAM_NO_THANKS.co.SPAM_OFF.uk> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Only if you are an Avatar in a game. But I'm a real live person
>>>>>>>>>>>> ... or so it would seem.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Take a better look and you'll learn t he truth.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps if I try shooting myself and see if regenerate ?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No! Then you'll go crazy and try to strangle one of us and then
>>>>>>>>> pick out some ridiculous new outfit to wear on your wacky
>>>>>>>>> adventures.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> One of you? I thought I'd go for the full shebang.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Welll ... at least just Rasmus then.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Stop that, newbie!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You want him dead ... you know you do .....
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *raises hand*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Overruled!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Fire when ready, Private.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I thought I might strangle him instead.
>>>>>
>>>>> MUCH slower and nastier way to die.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh can-i? Please ... pretty please, can-i?
>>>>
>>>>Oh my. This seems to get nasty and ugly.
>>>>
>>>>*dons the good old raincoat*
>>>>
>>>
>>> My name is Montoyah DE Something or other ..... I am the finest
>>> swordsman in Spain. You killed my father .... prepare to die
>>> .........................................................................
>>> .......... by strangulation.
>>>
>>>
>>> (Was that sufficiently fear inducing?)
>>
>>It would have sounded fear inducing if I was in Spain, probably.
>>
>
> Stop trying to change the subject .....

I didn't.

> Tiiiiiimmmmmeeeeeee
> .
> to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Here, you can have those back for your next post:

..
..
..
..
..
..
..

I don't need *that* many.

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 >> Stay informed about: Rollcall, of sorts 

blondestranger <deblon.DeleteThis@mailinator.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Only if you are an Avatar in a game. But I'm a real live person
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... or so it would seem.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Take a better look and you'll learn t he truth.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps if I try shooting myself and see if regenerate ?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No! Then you'll go crazy and try to strangle one of us and then
>>>>>>>>>>> pick out some ridiculous new outfit to wear on your wacky
>>>>>>>>>>> adventures.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> One of you? I thought I'd go for the full shebang.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Welll ... at least just Rasmus then.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Stop that, newbie!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You want him dead ... you know you do .....
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> *raises hand*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I don't.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Overruled!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Fire when ready, Private.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I thought I might strangle him instead.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> MUCH slower and nastier way to die.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh can-i? Please ... pretty please, can-i?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh my. This seems to get nasty and ugly.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>*dons the good old raincoat*
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> My name is Montoyah DE Something or other ..... I am the finest
>>>>> swordsman in Spain. You killed my father .... prepare to die
>>>>> .........................................................................
>>>>> .......... by strangulation.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> (Was that sufficiently fear inducing?)
>>>>
>>>>It would have sounded fear inducing if I was in Spain, probably.
>>>
>>>or if you had six fingers on one hand
>>
>>Welll ...... he does .... doesn't he ?
>
> /checks photographic evidence
> um....i only count 5

Yes, I think I have only 5. Last time I counted I had only 5.

*counts again*

No 6.

*polishes glasses*

No, just 5 plain fingers on each hand...

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 >> Stay informed about: Rollcall, of sorts 

Sean <sgegg.DeleteThis@hotspammeallyouwantpop.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>Overruled!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Fire when ready, Private.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I thought I might strangle him instead.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>MUCH slower and nastier way to die.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh can-i? Please ... pretty please, can-i?
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh my. This seems to get nasty and ugly.
>>>>>
>>>>>*dons the good old raincoat*
>>>>
>>>>You think he can't strangle you through a raincoat?
>>>
>>>Actually, strangling kills you by stopping the bloodflow to the head,
>>>rather than actually suffocating you. I mean, some people can hold
>>>their breath for minutes and minutes, you really can't maintain a
>>>solid enough hold on someone's windpipe for that long? SO he needs to
>>>stop the bloodflow but aha, blood is a liquid and what is the purpose
>>>of a raincoat if not to prevent access to liquids?!
>> Well that's not really the point. It is just covered in sticky
>> poison.
>
> Let's hope no one eats it, then. But wait, even if they tried,
> wouldn't it get stuck halfway down and never actually enter their
> system?

Probably. I have never heard of anyone eating a raincoat, lest one
covered with sticky poison.

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 >> Stay informed about: Rollcall, of sorts 

this is where i'd say something clever about Rasmus Bøg Hansen, if i
could be bothered:

>blondestranger <deblon.DeleteThis@mailinator.com> hit the keyboard.
>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>
>>>>>>>My name is Montoyah DE Something or other ..... I am the finest
>>>>>>>swordsman in Spain. You killed my father .... prepare to die
>>>>>>>.........................................................................
>>>>>>>.......... by strangulation.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>(Was that sufficiently fear inducing?)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>/twitches
>>>>>
>>>>>No not you ... Rasmus.
>>>>>
>>>>>The coward is hiding.
>>>>
>>>>i'm not afraid. i just am fighting the urge to correct that bit
>>>
>>>Correct all you want ... it won't save Rasmus.
>>
>> oh, i'm not worried abuot rasmus.....i just really really like that
>> movie
>
>*wonders what movie blonde is talking about*

/sighs
you are sooo teh foreigner
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 >> Stay informed about: Rollcall, of sorts 

Quietly we read <87irtqnhu4.fsf DeleteThis @grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk>, unable to
contain our credulity we realized that Rasmus Bøg Hansen <spam05 DeleteThis @zz9.dk>
said this:
>blondestranger <deblon DeleteThis @mailinator.com> hit the keyboard.
>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Only if you are an Avatar in a game. But I'm a real live person
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... or so it would seem.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Take a better look and you'll learn t he truth.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps if I try shooting myself and see if regenerate ?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> No! Then you'll go crazy and try to strangle one of us and then
>>>>>>>>>>>> pick out some ridiculous new outfit to wear on your wacky
>>>>>>>>>>>> adventures.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> One of you? I thought I'd go for the full shebang.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Welll ... at least just Rasmus then.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Stop that, newbie!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You want him dead ... you know you do .....
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> *raises hand*
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I don't.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Overruled!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Fire when ready, Private.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I thought I might strangle him instead.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> MUCH slower and nastier way to die.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Oh can-i? Please ... pretty please, can-i?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Oh my. This seems to get nasty and ugly.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>*dons the good old raincoat*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My name is Montoyah DE Something or other ..... I am the finest
>>>>>> swordsman in Spain. You killed my father .... prepare to die
>>>>>> .........................................................................
>>>>>> .......... by strangulation.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> (Was that sufficiently fear inducing?)
>>>>>
>>>>>It would have sounded fear inducing if I was in Spain, probably.
>>>>
>>>>or if you had six fingers on one hand
>>>
>>>Welll ...... he does .... doesn't he ?
>>
>> /checks photographic evidence
>> um....i only count 5
>
>Yes, I think I have only 5. Last time I counted I had only 5.
>
>*counts again*
>
>No 6.
>
>*polishes glasses*
>
>No, just 5 plain fingers on each hand...
>

Well make up your mind.

Do you want an excuse for me to be lenient ..... OR NOT!!!
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 >> Stay informed about: Rollcall, of sorts 

Bill Jillians <"\"Bill Jillians\""@blueyonder.SPAM_NO_THANKS.co.SPAM_OFF.uk> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Only if you are an Avatar in a game. But I'm a real live person
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... or so it would seem.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Take a better look and you'll learn t he truth.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps if I try shooting myself and see if regenerate ?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> No! Then you'll go crazy and try to strangle one of us and then
>>>>>>>>>>>>> pick out some ridiculous new outfit to wear on your wacky
>>>>>>>>>>>>> adventures.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> One of you? I thought I'd go for the full shebang.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Welll ... at least just Rasmus then.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Stop that, newbie!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You want him dead ... you know you do .....
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> *raises hand*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I don't.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Overruled!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Fire when ready, Private.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I thought I might strangle him instead.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> MUCH slower and nastier way to die.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oh can-i? Please ... pretty please, can-i?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Oh my. This seems to get nasty and ugly.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>*dons the good old raincoat*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> My name is Montoyah DE Something or other ..... I am the finest
>>>>>>> swordsman in Spain. You killed my father .... prepare to die
>>>>>>> .........................................................................
>>>>>>> .......... by strangulation.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> (Was that sufficiently fear inducing?)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It would have sounded fear inducing if I was in Spain, probably.
>>>>>
>>>>>or if you had six fingers on one hand
>>>>
>>>>Welll ...... he does .... doesn't he ?
>>>
>>> /checks photographic evidence
>>> um....i only count 5
>>
>>Yes, I think I have only 5. Last time I counted I had only 5.
>>
>>*counts again*
>>
>>No 6.
>>
>>*polishes glasses*
>>
>>No, just 5 plain fingers on each hand...
>>
>
> Well make up your mind.

I have only five, and precisely (limited by the Heisenberg Uncertainty
Principle of course), five. Not six, not four, but five.

> Do you want an excuse for me to be lenient ..... OR NOT!!!

I didn't think it was polite to be lenient here.

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 >> Stay informed about: Rollcall, of sorts 

this is where i'd say something clever about Rasmus Bøg Hansen, if i
could be bothered:

>>>>>>>>/twitches
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>No not you ... Rasmus.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The coward is hiding.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>i'm not afraid. i just am fighting the urge to correct that bit
>>>>>
>>>>>Correct all you want ... it won't save Rasmus.
>>>>
>>>> oh, i'm not worried abuot rasmus.....i just really really like that
>>>> movie
>>>
>>>*wonders what movie blonde is talking about*
>>
>> /sighs
>> you are sooo teh foreigner
>
>I never said I wasn't.

it's the princess bride
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 >> Stay informed about: Rollcall, of sorts 

Earlier blondestranger muttered:

>>>>>>Correct all you want ... it won't save Rasmus.
>>>>>
>>>>> oh, i'm not worried abuot rasmus.....i just really really like that
>>>>> movie
>>>>
>>>>*wonders what movie blonde is talking about*
>>>
>>> /sighs
>>> you are sooo teh foreigner
>>
>>I never said I wasn't.
>
>it's the princess bride

Aaaaaaargh!!


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 >> Stay informed about: Rollcall, of sorts 

Quietly we read <87r7875rx4.fsf RemoveThis @grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk>, unable to
contain our credulity we realized that Rasmus Bøg Hansen <spam05 RemoveThis @zz9.dk>
said this:
>Bill Jillians <"\"Bill
>Jillians\""@blueyonder.SPAM_NO_THANKS.co.SPAM_OFF.uk> hit the keyboard.
>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Only if you are an Avatar in a game. But I'm a real
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... or so it would seem.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Take a better look and you'll learn t he truth.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps if I try shooting myself and see if regenerate ?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No! Then you'll go crazy and try to strangle one of us and then
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pick out some ridiculous new outfit to wear on your wacky
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> adventures.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of you? I thought I'd go for the full shebang.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Welll ... at least just Rasmus then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Stop that, newbie!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You want him dead ... you know you do .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> *raises hand*
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Overruled!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Fire when ready, Private.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I thought I might strangle him instead.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> MUCH slower and nastier way to die.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Oh can-i? Please ... pretty please, can-i?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Oh my. This seems to get nasty and ugly.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>*dons the good old raincoat*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> My name is Montoyah DE Something or other ..... I am the finest
>>>>>>>> swordsman in Spain. You killed my father .... prepare to die
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>.................................................................>>>>>>>>........
>>>>>>>> .......... by strangulation.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> (Was that sufficiently fear inducing?)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>It would have sounded fear inducing if I was in Spain, probably.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>or if you had six fingers on one hand
>>>>>
>>>>>Welll ...... he does .... doesn't he ?
>>>>
>>>> /checks photographic evidence
>>>> um....i only count 5
>>>
>>>Yes, I think I have only 5. Last time I counted I had only 5.
>>>
>>>*counts again*
>>>
>>>No 6.
>>>
>>>*polishes glasses*
>>>
>>>No, just 5 plain fingers on each hand...
>>>
>>
>> Well make up your mind.
>
>I have only five, and precisely (limited by the Heisenberg Uncertainty
>Principle of course), five. Not six, not four, but five.
>
>> Do you want an excuse for me to be lenient ..... OR NOT!!!
>
>I didn't think it was polite to be lenient here.
>

Hmm .... well OK you are free to go.

Until next time we need somebody to kill.

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 >> Stay informed about: Rollcall, of sorts 

Earlier blondestranger muttered:

>>>It glory time was back in November. Hasn't it led a full and productive
>>>life.
>>>
>>>Let it go ........ its time has come.
>>>
>>>/Hacks off threads head with an ax.
>>
>>Oh nice.
>>A zombie thread.
>>Everything comes back in here, you know...
>
>
>mmmmzombies

Blonde! You are not allowed to eat the zombies!


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with our entry sequence, so we may experience
some slight... turbulence and then explode."
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 >> Stay informed about: Rollcall, of sorts 

Earlier Rasmus Bøg Hansen muttered:

>>>It glory time was back in November. Hasn't it led a full and productive
>>>life.
>>>
>>>Let it go ........ its time has come.
>>>
>>>/Hacks off threads head with an ax.
>>
>> Oh nice.
>> A zombie thread.
>> Everything comes back in here, you know...
>
>They all come back...

They so do...
Morning.


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"This is the captain. We have a little problem
with our entry sequence, so we may experience
some slight... turbulence and then explode."
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 >> Stay informed about: Rollcall, of sorts