Hey,
On Dec 12, 2:52 pm, Seamus <fomorianw....DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote:
> they decided to dumb down the new Chaos codex
Well, there's no sense getting upset over *progress*, is there?
IIRC, the impetus behind "streamlining" was The Mouths of Babes.
(Sorry, this doesn't turn out to be as cool as it sounds):
Once, when Jervis was discussing his job, little Poppet asked,
"But, Daddums, what's a Boltgun?"
It was then that Mr. Johnson had an epiphany -
"Why, kiddies don't know *anything* about the Warhammer universes!
How could GW even *try* to market ideas so complex to little kids?"
Soon, Daddums mandated a style reminiscent of pre-school primers -
This style template is known to Studio Servitors as "streamlining".
Oh, and the Studio has been renamed Fluffy Kitty Studios.
Um, and Servitors are now to be called Happy Ponies . . .
> Notice that daemons no longer have abilities unique to their
> patron god, nor are they special in any way.
Please send further comment to boltgun.DeleteThis@fluffykittystudios.org
Note: It probably won't do much good to write expecting a reply -
Currently, Master Johnson's on the payroll only as a consultant.
(But, his refrigerator art's already got Blanche's attention!)
> where's the entry in the new Army List for
> "GW IP Nazi Chaos Troll"?
Silly Billy Milli Vanilli! (tm Fluffy Kitty Studios)
Happy Ponies streamlined it into "Spawn"!
Fortunately, Obliterators still rock in the new dex!
(Even though they have "a really hard name!")
Playa
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