OBLIVION - How funny can it get?

This bit just creased me up but it has spoilers so here's some space...









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So there I was just starting the final Thieves Guild quest, being briefed by
the Gray Fox.
He was telling me what to do and how this 'ultimate heist' was going to turn
us both into well-respected uber-thieves amongst the thieving community.
There would be no better thieves than us. We would be admired by all as the
thieves who managed to pull off the best heist going. It sounded great.
To soak up the atmosphere I was sat down next to Foxy, listening to his
dream.
Then the briefing was over and he got up. So I started to get up too. The
trouble was my cursor was inadvertently positioned over a scrawny carrot
that was lying on the table. So instead of getting up I picked up the bloody
carrot instead.
Now, the carrot didn't belong to me, it belonged to the owner of the
establishment. So I was seen to thieve it.
Well, the Gray Fox (Master of Thieves, leader of the Guild, enemy of the
Imperial Guard and the man whose face littered WANTED posters all over the
city) didn't like me picking that scrawny carrot up. Not one bit. He accused
me of being a thief no less and called the guards. The next second an
Imperial Guard turned up, as they do, who proceeded to fine me the princely
sum of one gold piece. And Foxy, resplendant in his grey cowl and looking
every bit the Gray Fox on the Wanted posters just stood there, next to the
guard, and just bloody watched.
It was so droll, I just had to laugh.

Anybody else got funny Oblivion stories? There are so many quests and
plotlines in the game there just has to be others.

On Jul 13, 6:06 pm, "VzzBxx" <anony... DeleteThis @nowher.com> wrote:
> This bit just creased me up but it has spoilers so here's some space...
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> So there I was just starting the final Thieves Guild quest, being briefed by
> the Gray Fox.
> He was telling me what to do and how this 'ultimate heist' was going to turn
> us both into well-respected uber-thieves amongst the thieving community.
> There would be no better thieves than us. We would be admired by all as the
> thieves who managed to pull off the best heist going. It sounded great.
> To soak up the atmosphere I was sat down next to Foxy, listening to his
> dream.
> Then the briefing was over and he got up. So I started to get up too. The
> trouble was my cursor was inadvertently positioned over a scrawny carrot
> that was lying on the table. So instead of getting up I picked up the bloody
> carrot instead.
> Now, the carrot didn't belong to me, it belonged to the owner of the
> establishment. So I was seen to thieve it.
> Well, the Gray Fox (Master of Thieves, leader of the Guild, enemy of the
> Imperial Guard and the man whose face littered WANTED posters all over the
> city) didn't like me picking that scrawny carrot up. Not one bit. He accused
> me of being a thief no less and called the guards. The next second an
> Imperial Guard turned up, as they do, who proceeded to fine me the princely
> sum of one gold piece. And Foxy, resplendant in his grey cowl and looking
> every bit the Gray Fox on the Wanted posters just stood there, next to the
> guard, and just bloody watched.
> It was so droll, I just had to laugh.
>
> Anybody else got funny Oblivion stories? There are so many quests and
> plotlines in the game there just has to be others.

Well, I kind of liked rolling lettuce heads down the hill like
bowling. Hmm, maybe I should see if I could set up some 'pins' to
knock down. Maybe some wine bottles. Chaos engine, wine bottles and
lettuce heads. Oh my. And maybe skulls bowled into something. Hmm,
what could I bowl skulls into?