I found this on my battlegroup forum (Misery EU)
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"Omg, i would of pwnd him, but his crusader proc-ed twice" -
The reason this is stupid is because that if you we're pwning the person,
you would of still won despite of crusader proc-ing or not.
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"Lets win this" -
Very common, speaks for itself why its a stupid PvP comment...
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"FFS, YOUR ALL NOOBS" -
This is stupid because your just lowering your level by calling people
noobs, plus it doesn't pursuade people to help ya more.
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"Go for all the bases and we win" -
This is a very bad one, because the best tactic (IMO) Is to get 3 bases in
AB and defend them. Going for 5 bases is a gamble and unless your pwning
them inside and out, its not worth trying.
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"locks r nubs" -
This is a warlock based comment, usually triggered when people get feared
and DoT-ed. This is how Warlocks play, so you'll have to get used to it.
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"Inc bout 7 stables, need help" -
If this ever happens, you should go after a different base, having 7 at one
base is pretty helpful since thats half of the players at 1 base, leaving
only 8 spaced about the 4 other bases.
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"fu"
This is pretty legendary when I have asked our wsg midfield camping team to
go get our flag back from ally base like 10 times. I mean...just amazing. Do
they expect it to teleport back all by itself?
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"trying to cc in bg sucks all ppl are #!@!ing going berserk on anything they
see..get a gf..."
I particularly reacted to the gf part, I mean where the hell did that come
from?
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Some of the things you see in BGs are priceless... i have 2 concerning
weapons...
Someone else in the BG: OMG why are you using a grey staff <name of mage>??
Mage: It doesn't matter i do magic dmg not melee dmg you noob!
Another one:
Me: Errr why are you using <links grey 2H sword> <name of warrior>??
Warrior: I'm training the skill!
Both these were in 50-59 ABs!!... (i can't recall the exact phrases or the
weapons or the names so excuse the paraphrasing)
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"Need a heal??"
Dwarf paladin runs to human priest and asks this while 2 horde warriors are
beating *#!@ out of priest.
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1st: very beginning of a game of wsg, everyone runs down the west side of
the map as usual. I'm just about to pick up the flag when someone says
"Thanks for not stopping to help me!! I'm going afk hurry up and get me my
mark!". I guess it depends how you play wsg, but in my mind the aim isn't to
keep person X alive midfield, it's to get the flag and run it back to your
base... There is usually 1 casualty in the run down the field, but i think
it's better to get 6 ppl down there asap than to stop and fight?
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2nd: this one was brilliant... it was a tough game, each side picking up and
dropping several times until after about 20 mins i finally had the flag in
our base, but the horde had our flag as well. I hid on the roof and we held
off the attacks, i hid in the GY and we held off the attacks, then i hid
inside in a corner by the ramp upto the balcony and had 3 team mates
fighting horde that ran past and didn't see me. I said "This is great - i
can sit here and watch you guys fighting and the horde don't even see me!" -
obviously giving away my position would have been dumb.... then a lock who
had joined 2 minutes ago said "And that's why you've been reported afk!"
Everyone else was like "wtf?? why??" The lock left soon after...
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Yeh i had one, a human priest, with most of his kit being <...Of Healing> so
he was at mine with me and i was low on health, so i told him to heal
me...His reply was "Im not a healer noob.." Then tried to kill a twinked
warrior....Oh the laughs
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in the beginning of ab yesterday, i entered a bit late so the gates very
already opened but no bases controlled yet.. there is a druid by the
stables.. as i run up to him he says " we lost this one".. no bases
controlled and only farm and stables captured... i was very confused..
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I love this 1 in AV
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| /\ He Captured IB(SH) Graveyard...
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Not a specific one, but any player who moans "ffs dont take stables"
in AV "defenders are as bad as leechers"
anyone who complains at me pinging the map where our flag is in WSG(after
its seized)
and eots classic weve all heard "forget towers flag is more important"
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Check this 1 out :p
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/523/z3syr2.png
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I personaly like the best the "Wut, if you dounīt like aspekt dont be so
colse" by a tard who had pemanently on Aspect of the Pack in WSG. Try to
fight with half of the team constantly dazed . Paralympics ftw.
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had this guy in ab who kept saying "inc" without saying where the inc was
finally some dude got annoyed..
[Idiot]: INC
[Random dude]: inc WHAT
[Idiot]: INCOMING
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Another priest whispered me in AB today;
"why would you have reduced threat in holy/disk when you are shadow build...
LOL n00b!"
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Ok so I confess I was bored and went to copy paste all in this post so other
people bored as me have something to do :p
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