Nethack is just plain silly tonight.

Man, one would think it's some odd phase of the moon ("Be careful! The
moon has turned to blood tonight!")

I mean seriously... first time, I can't remember how I encountered the
scenario, but I was asked,
"What do you want to drop? [SUV or ?*]"

I only wish my wizard was that strong.

A little later on, and only slightly disgusting, was the line...
"What do you want to rub? [yAK or ?*]"

.....ew?

Well, it's been a long day of hacking, that's for sure, after lifting
monster trucks and petting hairy beasts... My wizard is still doing
alright, making his way back up from the bottom of the mines, and he's a
bit thirsty... so what is asked?

"What do you want to drink? [kEG or ?*]"


This game, like no other, amuses me to no end.


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