NEWSFLASH!! Warrior Solos 2 Quests in Hellfire!!

What? A silly newsflash you say.

As far as I'm concerned anytime a warrior solos a quest that is worthy
of a newsflash! Hey even the reporting and messenger quests can be a
grind for a warrior. He walks into town and that's it... the local
drunk and vixen come up to him and kick his ass. Warrior starts crying
out for some heals and for DPS whislt he swings for his lifeand tries
to apply threat on the two scoundrels who are pummeling his sorry ass.
And if it were only one of them he would lay waste them into the
ground. The poor-pidley assed warrior, forever destined to show that
not only is there no "I" in team but there also no "I" in warrior.

Last seen in general chat: Warrior LFAnyone to party with. Will quest
for food!! I tank you kill.

Hey it was almost 3 quests. Just couldn't get that middle goblin outta
the cage in the HOW TO SERVE GOBLINS quest. So 2 and 2/3 ain't all
that bad.

I gotta hand it to Blizzard for really creating a true team player in
the warrior.

Hell I'd send him to go grind Crustbursters since I found out that the
carapaces bring in some fancy gold, but given the repair bills he'd
probably just break out even.

Alright everybody back to work. That's enough good news for the day.

Orion

On 21 May, 16:02, Orion Ryder <orionry... DeleteThis @hotmail.com> wrote:
> What? A silly newsflash you say.
>
> As far as I'm concerned anytime a warrior solos a quest that is worthy
> of a newsflash! Hey even the reporting and messenger quests can be a
> grind for a warrior. He walks into town and that's it... the local
> drunk and vixen come up to him and kick his ass. Warrior starts crying
> out for some heals and for DPS whislt he swings for his lifeand tries
> to apply threat on the two scoundrels who are pummeling his sorry ass.
> And if it were only one of them he would lay waste them into the
> ground. The poor-pidley assed warrior, forever destined to show that
> not only is there no "I" in team but there also no "I" in warrior.
>
> Last seen in general chat: Warrior LFAnyone to party with. Will quest
> for food!! I tank you kill.
>
> Hey it was almost 3 quests. Just couldn't get that middle goblin outta
> the cage in the HOW TO SERVE GOBLINS quest. So 2 and 2/3 ain't all
> that bad.
>
> I gotta hand it to Blizzard for really creating a true team player in
> the warrior.
>
> Hell I'd send him to go grind Crustbursters since I found out that the
> carapaces bring in some fancy gold, but given the repair bills he'd
> probably just break out even.
>
> Alright everybody back to work. That's enough good news for the day.
>
> Orion

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