"The Phenomedom Tourist Bureau cordially invites you to visit the latest
version of our kingdom! Admission is free! (though we hope to be selling
souvenirs come the summer months) Just gather right into the basket here,
watch your step, the attendant will be cutting loose the tethers
momentarily. Ladies and gentlemen! Soon we shall be lighter than air! Now I
will need a volunteer amongst you, someone to modulate the drake's breath
through the blast valve, you see, as we ascend into the weather..."
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to be incompatible with this one. We regret any inconvenience this may
cause.
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