Jumpgate celebrates it's 3rd birthday.

On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 12:43:56 -0700, Bret Ripley <ripley DeleteThis @olywa.net>
wrote:

>On or about 9/29/2004 12:13:53 PM, br d <misterbCOCKNEYTWAT DeleteThis @nildram.co.uk>
>said:
>> On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 13:48:36 -0700, Bret Ripley <ripley DeleteThis @olywa.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I still have a few seats left, but she'll need to be able to handle the
>>>responsibilities of exit-row seating. I'll put him down for that strapping
>>>lass from that logging camp in Kamchatka, if Lemming hasn't already spoken
>>>for her.
>>>
>>>Bret
>>
>> Well Bret, I stood off for 24 hours to give the rodent a chance to
>> jump in but he's gone all shy apparently. So I wondered, you know, if
>> maybe, <scrapes foot in dirt> I could add Svetlana from the timber
>> farm to my own carriage list. I have an idea she may be able to help
>> me get some wood.
>
>Put down the mouse, and step away from keyboard.
>
>Suddenly, everyone has to be a bloody èãâÞçÝÞ.
>
>Bret



So, everyone has to be a bloody "to igvYuzEYu" (According to
babelfish?).

What idiot put Ripley in charge of the arrangements?
Let's face it lads, all our five year plans will come to nothing.
Sheesh.

br d
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On or about 9/29/2004 1:03:03 PM, br d <misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.RemoveThis@nildram.co.uk>
said:
> On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 12:43:56 -0700, Bret Ripley <ripley.RemoveThis@olywa.net>
> wrote:
>
>>On or about 9/29/2004 12:13:53 PM, br d <misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.RemoveThis@nildram.co.uk>
>>said:
>>> On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 13:48:36 -0700, Bret Ripley <ripley.RemoveThis@olywa.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>I still have a few seats left, but she'll need to be able to handle the
>>>>responsibilities of exit-row seating. I'll put him down for that strapping
>>>>lass from that logging camp in Kamchatka, if Lemming hasn't already spoken
>>>>for her.
>>>>
>>>>Bret
>>>
>>> Well Bret, I stood off for 24 hours to give the rodent a chance to
>>> jump in but he's gone all shy apparently. So I wondered, you know, if
>>> maybe, <scrapes foot in dirt> I could add Svetlana from the timber
>>> farm to my own carriage list. I have an idea she may be able to help
>>> me get some wood.
>>
>>Put down the mouse, and step away from keyboard.
>>
>>Suddenly, everyone has to be a bloody èãâÞçÝÞ.
>>
>>Bret
>
>
>
> So, everyone has to be a bloody "to igvYuzEYu" (According to
> babelfish?).

Why not, this is Merka. "To igvYuzEYu" is a pretty common phrase over
here. What other languages do you speak?

> What idiot put Ripley in charge of the arrangements?

Remarkable, isn't it? I often find myself amazed by the silly little
twists and turns life sometimes takes. One day I'm a socially conservative
farmer with poor fashion sense, and the next I'm a Cossack Pimp-Daddy.

> Let's face it lads, all our five year plans will come to nothing.
> Sheesh.

Five year plans? Good Lord, man: Russian Brides charge by the hour ...
even the sweet, demure Svetlana fresh from the Kamchatka hinterlands
(sigh).

Bret


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On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 09:44:16 -0700, Bret Ripley <ripley.DeleteThis@olywa.net>
wrote:

>Sie sind in einem Labyrinth der twisty kleinen durchgänge ganz gleich. Sie
>sind wahrscheinlich, durch ein grue gegessen zu werden.

See what I mean about reading comprehension? I didn't understand a
word of what you wrote.

Lemming
--
Curiosity *may* have killed Schrodinger's cat.
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On 28 Sep 2004 11:52:53 -0700, amphlis DeleteThis @graffiti.net (intectermen)
wrote:

>if i was to say it in my own words, there wouldn't be any intellegent
>words in my post plus people would not understand what I said.

</AOL>

Lemming
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On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 20:13:53 +0100, br d
<misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.TakeThisOut@nildram.co.uk> wrote:

>On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 13:48:36 -0700, Bret Ripley <ripley.TakeThisOut@olywa.net>
>wrote:
>
>
>>I still have a few seats left, but she'll need to be able to handle the
>>responsibilities of exit-row seating. I'll put him down for that strapping
>>lass from that logging camp in Kamchatka, if Lemming hasn't already spoken
>>for her.
>>
>>Bret
>
>Well Bret, I stood off for 24 hours to give the rodent a chance to
>jump in but he's gone all shy apparently. So I wondered, you know, if
>maybe, <scrapes foot in dirt> I could add Svetlana from the timber
>farm to my own carriage list. I have an idea she may be able to help
>me get some wood.

Oi, shithead; I've been on the bit-face for the last few days writing
a quick (quick?) graph plotting program so my daughter can pass her
pre-calculus phase-tests. Anyway, it was a good weekend, and I'm
looking forward to shagging some Italians in Southend. Or was it
Brighton? I forget.

Lemming
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On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 21:03:03 +0100, br d
<misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.RemoveThis@nildram.co.uk> wrote:

>What idiot put Ripley in charge of the arrangements?
>Let's face it lads, all our five year plans will come to nothing.

No change there then.

Lemming
--
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On 28 Sep 2004 15:37:57 -0700, bdu_majorfreak.DeleteThis@hotmail.com (MajorFreak)
wrote:

>Bush said:
>"Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists"

I don't see any difference between the two.

Lemming
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Lemming <thiswillbounce.TakeThisOut@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:<9m4pl0ht4i6eie8i74m544j1tr4qgbt17m.TakeThisOut@4ax.com>...
> On 28 Sep 2004 15:37:57 -0700, bdu_majorfreak.TakeThisOut@hotmail.com (MajorFreak)
> wrote:
>
> >Bush said:
> >"Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists"
>
> I don't see any difference between the two.
>
> Lemming

ah yes, the "any news is good news" crowd arrives.
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On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 14:09:24 -0700, Bret Ripley <ripley RemoveThis @olywa.net>
wrote:

>On or about 9/29/2004 1:03:03 PM, br d <misterbCOCKNEYTWAT RemoveThis @nildram.co.uk>
>said:

>> So, everyone has to be a bloody "to igvYuzEYu" (According to
>> babelfish?).
>
>Why not, this is Merka. "To igvYuzEYu" is a pretty common phrase over
>here. What other languages do you speak?

Solarian, Imperium Galactian, Formician and Sanitatian.

>
>> What idiot put Ripley in charge of the arrangements?
>
>Remarkable, isn't it? I often find myself amazed by the silly little
>twists and turns life sometimes takes. One day I'm a socially conservative
>farmer with poor fashion sense, and the next I'm a Cossack Pimp-Daddy.

Just as long as you're making an honest buck.

>
>> Let's face it lads, all our five year plans will come to nothing.
>> Sheesh.
>
>Five year plans? Good Lord, man: Russian Brides charge by the hour ...
>even the sweet, demure Svetlana fresh from the Kamchatka hinterlands
>(sigh).

Yeah, but the hourly rate in the Kamchatka hinterlands is
exponentially smaller than the average western hooker charges you
when you're in town on a farmers convention or fashion shoot. World
prostitution rates work like the richter scale (all 'did the earth
move' nob jokes not withstanding).

br d
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"br d" <misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.RemoveThis@nildram.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Solarian, Imperium Galactian, Formician and Sanitatian.

At least you're honest enough not to include Onslaughtian.

// Xan, Ph.D.
// I worship His Shadow.
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On Fri, 01 Oct 2004 18:42:30 GMT, "Xan" <me RemoveThis @1.com> wrote:

>"br d" <misterbCOCKNEYTWAT RemoveThis @nildram.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:ml8rl0t6g34689551f0mt4d4i48b21p3m4@4ax.com...
>> Solarian, Imperium Galactian, Formician and Sanitatian.
>
>At least you're honest enough not to include Onslaughtian.

No Fire Button!!!

br d
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On 1 Oct 2004 08:43:00 -0700, bdu_majorfreak.RemoveThis@hotmail.com (MajorFreak)
wrote:

>Lemming <thiswillbounce.RemoveThis@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:<9m4pl0ht4i6eie8i74m544j1tr4qgbt17m.RemoveThis@4ax.com>...
>> On 28 Sep 2004 15:37:57 -0700, bdu_majorfreak.RemoveThis@hotmail.com (MajorFreak)
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Bush said:
>> >"Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists"
>>
>> I don't see any difference between the two.
>>
>> Lemming
>
>ah yes, the "any news is good news" crowd arrives.

On the contrary, my dear MF; it's all bad news.

Lemming (surrender monkey)
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Hello,

Lemming schrieb:
> On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 09:44:16 -0700, Bret Ripley <ripley RemoveThis @olywa.net>
> wrote:
>
>
>>Sie sind in einem Labyrinth der twisty kleinen durchgänge ganz gleich. Sie
>>sind wahrscheinlich, durch ein grue gegessen zu werden.
>
>
> See what I mean about reading comprehension? I didn't understand a
> word of what you wrote.
>
> Lemming

there is nothing to understand, it is an absolutly senseless string of
german words.
Anyways, this hole newsgroup has become absolut senselesss and rude.
Like so much else, captured by US citizens. Even if US people (no, I I'm
not going to say 'Americans', because I don't wanna insult Latin
Americans and Canadians) try to communicate, that sounds like they are
at war. Ok your illegal government tells you this, but that's another story.

Ciao Hans
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