Job Offer Received

Polychromic of the Cavern #25 howled:
> Ashikaga wrote:
>
>>Yay!
>>
>>I received the phone call, and I'll be doing drug screening
>
> D'oh!

Hey! >

>>and they'll do
>>a background check.
>
> Double d'oh!

Hey! Hey! (*pokes Poly*) My reputation is clean.

>>Once everything is done, I'll be working as a bank
>>teller sometimes next month.
>>
>>Thank you so much for the positive energy.
>
> You're welcome?

Yes?

--
Ashikaga -a29
 >> Stay informed about: Job Offer Received 

Polychromic of the Cavern #25 howled:
> Ashikaga wrote:
>
>>Yay!
>>
>>I received the phone call, and I'll be doing drug screening
>
> D'oh!

Anyways.... I finished the drug screening today. If you've been watching
the news, you'd know Heath Ledger died, possibly drug overdose. Pretty
sad. When I was doing the test, a lady from the clinic was talking about
it, and I told her he died of DO and chat a little bit. I hope that didn't
make her think I am a druggie (I might be a little bit emo but I'm clean),
because I probably appeared to be empathetic (though for different reason)
now I think of it.

Anyways, it was an embarrassing test (yes, I am shy...). When the testing
lady gave me the cup, I felt pretty awkward. She told me I can close the
restroom door.... I actually froze because I didn't know whether I should
pee in it or something.... I thought I should because that's how I did it
the last time when I was employed by Fry's. But then I wonder how come she
never asked me what kind of test I should do for her, since I remember the
nurse last time asked me to drink a lot of water and she didn't asked me
this time. Then I closed the restroom door (obviously, we don't want to be
lewd), then pondered whether it would be a semen sample... (okay, I am
weird, I don't know what I was thinking). Fortunately for me, I did the
right thing when I came out of that door... (and I washed my hand, thank
you).

For some odd reason, when she told me that's all I need to do, I replied,
"Oh well..., that was quick."

I am a weirdo.

--
Ashikaga -a29
 >> Stay informed about: Job Offer Received 

On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:48:05 -0800, Ashikaga <citizenashi RemoveThis @hotmail.com>
wrote:

>Polychromic of the Cavern #25 howled:
>> Ashikaga wrote:
>>
>>>Yay!
>>>
>>>I received the phone call, and I'll be doing drug screening
>>
>> D'oh!
>
>Anyways.... I finished the drug screening today. If you've been watching
>the news, you'd know Heath Ledger died, possibly drug overdose. Pretty

Damn, I love those candy bars!

>sad. When I was doing the test, a lady from the clinic was talking about
>it, and I told her he died of DO and chat a little bit. I hope that didn't

Why'd you tell her that? I doubt the autopsy results will be in for
several weeks.

>make her think I am a druggie (I might be a little bit emo but I'm clean),
>because I probably appeared to be empathetic (though for different reason)
>now I think of it.
>
>Anyways, it was an embarrassing test (yes, I am shy...). When the testing
>lady gave me the cup, I felt pretty awkward. She told me I can close the
>restroom door.... I actually froze because I didn't know whether I should
>pee in it or something.... I thought I should because that's how I did it

Should have brought it back full of semen and handed it to her
nonchalantly.

>the last time when I was employed by Fry's. But then I wonder how come she
>never asked me what kind of test I should do for her, since I remember the
>nurse last time asked me to drink a lot of water and she didn't asked me
>this time. Then I closed the restroom door (obviously, we don't want to be
>lewd), then pondered whether it would be a semen sample... (okay, I am
>weird, I don't know what I was thinking). Fortunately for me, I did the

Ah, your training is going well.

>right thing when I came out of that door... (and I washed my hand, thank
>you).
>
>For some odd reason, when she told me that's all I need to do, I replied,
>"Oh well..., that was quick."
>
>I am a weirdo.

No. If you asked her if she was into water sports, then you'd be a
weirdo. Except in Germany.
--
The Polychromic Dragon of the -=={UDIC}==-
Webpage http://macecil.googlepages.com/index.htm
RGCUD Dragon Gallery http://home.roadrunner.com/~rgcud/
Chuck Norris: Afraid of NOTHING, except John McCain's 95 year-old mother.
 >> Stay informed about: Job Offer Received 

Polychromic of the Cavern #59 howled:
> Ashikaga wrote:
>> Polychromic of the Cavern #25 howled:
>>> Ashikaga wrote:
>>>
>>>>Yay!
>>>>
>>>>I received the phone call, and I'll be doing drug screening
>>>
>>> D'oh!
>>
>>Anyways.... I finished the drug screening today. If you've been watching
>>the news, you'd know Heath Ledger died, possibly drug overdose. Pretty
>
> Damn, I love those candy bars!

Candy bars? What candy bars? You don't mean the special brownies
mentioned in "That 70's Show"?

>>sad. When I was doing the test, a lady from the clinic was talking about
>>it, and I told her he died of DO and chat a little bit. I hope that didn't
>
> Why'd you tell her that? I doubt the autopsy results will be in for
> several weeks.

I suppose, but I thought they did that already. Police said no foul play
was suspected, so it wasn't homocide. Oh well.... My bad.

>>make her think I am a druggie (I might be a little bit emo but I'm clean),
>>because I probably appeared to be empathetic (though for different reason)
>>now I think of it.
>>
>>Anyways, it was an embarrassing test (yes, I am shy...). When the testing
>>lady gave me the cup, I felt pretty awkward. She told me I can close the
>>restroom door.... I actually froze because I didn't know whether I should
>>pee in it or something.... I thought I should because that's how I did it
>
> Should have brought it back full of semen and handed it to her
> nonchalantly.

I probably would yield a nervous chuckle off the side of my mouth if I did
it. Which again, fortunately I didn't, or it'll be a major embarrassment
(if not considered as harrassment).

>>the last time when I was employed by Fry's. But then I wonder how come she
>>never asked me what kind of test I should do for her, since I remember the
>>nurse last time asked me to drink a lot of water and she didn't asked me
>>this time. Then I closed the restroom door (obviously, we don't want to be
>>lewd), then pondered whether it would be a semen sample... (okay, I am
>>weird, I don't know what I was thinking). Fortunately for me, I did the
>
> Ah, your training is going well.

Training?

>>right thing when I came out of that door... (and I washed my hand, thank
>>you).
>>
>>For some odd reason, when she told me that's all I need to do, I replied,
>>"Oh well..., that was quick."
>>
>>I am a weirdo.
>
> No. If you asked her if she was into water sports, then you'd be a
> weirdo. Except in Germany.

Which is full of... nice people... such as our Claus. LOL!

--
Ashikaga -a29
 >> Stay informed about: Job Offer Received 

On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:52:45 -0800, Ashikaga <citizenashi.TakeThisOut@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>Candy bars? What candy bars? You don't mean the special brownies
>mentioned in "That 70's Show"?

You never had a Heath Bar?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heath_bar

>> Should have brought it back full of semen and handed it to her
>> nonchalantly.
>
>I probably would yield a nervous chuckle off the side of my mouth if I did
>it. Which again, fortunately I didn't, or it'll be a major embarrassment
>(if not considered as harrassment).

Actually, I think a better thing to do would be to, completely dead-pan,
ask for some erotic reading material when handed the cup.

>> Ah, your training is going well.
>
>Training?

Unfortunately, I see it has left you rather befuddled. I don't think we
have a brain 2.0 upgrade planned so you better just figure things out.

>> No. If you asked her if she was into water sports, then you'd be a
>> weirdo. Except in Germany.
>
>Which is full of... nice people... such as our Claus. LOL!

I think he is the exception that proves the rule.
--
The Polychromic Dragon of the -=={UDIC}==-
Webpage http://macecil.googlepages.com/index.htm
RGCUD Dragon Gallery http://home.roadrunner.com/~rgcud/
Chuck Norris: Afraid of NOTHING, except John McCain's 95 year-old mother.
 >> Stay informed about: Job Offer Received 

Polychromic of the Cavern #37 howled:
> Ashikaga wrote:
>
>>Candy bars? What candy bars? You don't mean the special brownies
>>mentioned in "That 70's Show"?
>
> You never had a Heath Bar?
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heath_bar

No.

>>> Should have brought it back full of semen and handed it to her
>>> nonchalantly.
>>
>>I probably would yield a nervous chuckle off the side of my mouth if I did
>>it. Which again, fortunately I didn't, or it'll be a major embarrassment
>>(if not considered as harrassment).
>
> Actually, I think a better thing to do would be to, completely dead-pan,
> ask for some erotic reading material when handed the cup.

Erm..., that would be inappropriate. It's not as if it's less embarrassing
either.

>>> Ah, your training is going well.
>>
>>Training?
>
> Unfortunately, I see it has left you rather befuddled. I don't think we
> have a brain 2.0 upgrade planned so you better just figure things out.

But didn't I have my iAshi BIOS flashed? Oh well.... Maybe it's the potty
training, which I must say I aimed well into the cup.

>>> No. If you asked her if she was into water sports, then you'd be a
>>> weirdo. Except in Germany.
>>
>>Which is full of... nice people... such as our Claus. LOL!
>
> I think he is the exception that proves the rule.

Are you talking Derrida or something?

--
Ashikaga -a29
 >> Stay informed about: Job Offer Received 

Words to the wise, Ashikaga <citizenashi RemoveThis @hotmail.com> wrote:

>Yay!
>
>I received the phone call, and I'll be doing drug screening and they'll do
>a background check. Once everything is done, I'll be working as a bank
>teller sometimes next month.

Unless you fail the drug screening and or the background check, that
is

>Thank you so much for the positive energy.

Horrayy!

Now, what else is on your todo list?
--
Claus Dragon <clauskick RemoveThis @mpsahotmail.com>
=(UDIC)=
d++ e++ T--
K1!2!3!456!7!S a29
"Coffee is a mocker. So, I am going to mock."

- Me, lately.
 >> Stay informed about: Job Offer Received 

CK of the Cavern #24 howled:
> Words to the wise, Ashikaga wrote:
>
>>Yay!
>>
>>I received the phone call, and I'll be doing drug screening and they'll do
>>a background check. Once everything is done, I'll be working as a bank
>>teller sometimes next month.
>
> Unless you fail the drug screening and or the background check, that
> is

Ahem..., I've never done drug and I've never commited a crime, thank you.
Yet, that is, because I need to silence you.... :-p

Wait..., I feel like I am in the training mode....

>>Thank you so much for the positive energy.
>
> Horrayy!
>
> Now, what else is on your todo list?

Choke Poly, and flog Claus. Wait, did I say that out loud?

Nah, next, put my pieces of story ideas together into a coherent novella
(though I suspect it'll be a novel when it finally finishes). Proofread it
and see if I can privately publish it through Lulu. It's for fun and
something to prove my personal achievement more than profit.

Immediate goal is send items I sold on eBay via post office.

--
Ashikaga -a29
 >> Stay informed about: Job Offer Received 

Polychromic schrieb:
....

>>> No. If you asked her if she was into water sports, then you'd be a
>>> weirdo. Except in Germany.
>> Which is full of... nice people... such as our Claus. LOL!
>
> I think he is the exception that proves the rule.

Ähem. [Splut]
ConjurerDragon. Germany.
 >> Stay informed about: Job Offer Received 

On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:56:18 +0100, Michael Romes
<netterNachbar6.RemoveThis@lycos.de> wrote:

>Polychromic schrieb:
>...
>
>>>> No. If you asked her if she was into water sports, then you'd be a
>>>> weirdo. Except in Germany.
>>> Which is full of... nice people... such as our Claus. LOL!
>>
>> I think he is the exception that proves the rule.
>
>Ähem. [Splut]
>ConjurerDragon. Germany.

See? The rule is twice as good because we have two exceptions!
--
The Polychromic Dragon of the -=={UDIC}==-
Webpage http://macecil.googlepages.com/index.htm
RGCUD Dragon Gallery http://home.roadrunner.com/~rgcud/
Chuck Norris: Afraid of NOTHING, except John McCain's 95 year-old mother.
 >> Stay informed about: Job Offer Received 

Words to the wise, Polychromic <macecil.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote:

>>> No. If you asked her if she was into water sports, then you'd be a
>>> weirdo. Except in Germany.
>>
>>Which is full of... nice people... such as our Claus. LOL!
>
>I think he is the exception that proves the rule.

True that, I am exceptional on so many levels.
--
Claus Dragon <clauskick.DeleteThis@mpsahotmail.com>
=(UDIC)=
d++ e++ T--
K1!2!3!456!7!S a29
"Coffee is a mocker. So, I am going to mock."

- Me, lately.
 >> Stay informed about: Job Offer Received 

Words to the wise, Michael Romes <netterNachbar6 DeleteThis @lycos.de> wrote:

>>>> No. If you asked her if she was into water sports, then you'd be a
>>>> weirdo. Except in Germany.
>>> Which is full of... nice people... such as our Claus. LOL!
>>
>> I think he is the exception that proves the rule.
>
>Ähem. [Splut]
>ConjurerDragon. Germany.

Drakeling, do not invoke my wrath!

--
Claus Dragon <clauskick DeleteThis @mpsahotmail.com>
=(UDIC)=
d++ e++ T--
K1!2!3!456!7!S a29
"Coffee is a mocker. So, I am going to mock."

- Me, lately.
 >> Stay informed about: Job Offer Received 

Words to the wise, Ashikaga <citizenashi.DeleteThis@hotmail.com> wrote:


>Ahem..., I've never done drug and I've never commited a crime, thank you.
>Yet, that is, because I need to silence you.... :-p

You didnt? Hardly believable.

>Wait..., I feel like I am in the training mode....
>
>>>Thank you so much for the positive energy.
>>
>> Horrayy!
>>
>> Now, what else is on your todo list?
>
>Choke Poly, and flog Claus. Wait, did I say that out loud?

Yes please, use the whip with the spikes.

>Nah, next, put my pieces of story ideas together into a coherent novella
>(though I suspect it'll be a novel when it finally finishes). Proofread it
>and see if I can privately publish it through Lulu. It's for fun and
>something to prove my personal achievement more than profit.

Ok, that sounds like a plan actually.

>Immediate goal is send items I sold on eBay via post office.

Yes, finally send the things I bought from you!
--
Claus Dragon <clauskick.DeleteThis@mpsahotmail.com>
=(UDIC)=
d++ e++ T--
K1!2!3!456!7!S a29
"Coffee is a mocker. So, I am going to mock."

- Me, lately.
 >> Stay informed about: Job Offer Received