You Are Invited to Join an Exciting New Religion!

You are invite to become part of a new and exciting religion:

SUPREME RULER

Our belief:
[Taken from the original scriptures]
A man sitting in a box. The man is holding a cage. Inside the cage is a universe, ours, which he controls with his magic hands.
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The symbol of our religion is a cup with a ball in it.
If you do not join our religion or join it and do not follow the tenets, when you die, you become another human in our universe again, rolling your "ball" around outside the cup. If you do join and do follow the tenets, your "ball" has been put in the cup, and you escape the universe forever. You become another man (or woman), in another box, holding a cage with a universe in it. When everyone has escaped from your universe, you will, as our supreme ruler eventually will, turn your empty universe into a special material you can use to break out of your box, and then you will find yourself in a world that is a utopia.

Tenets:
1.You may not kill anyone who does not belong to the faith. This prolongs our master from escaping his box.
2.You may not commit suicide or kill anyone who does belong to the faith. Though this would speed up the process, it is considered cheating.
3.You must cause at least ten people who are under twenty to belong to the religion before you die.
4.You must not have children or clone people. This is the reason only convert people under twenty counts.
5.You must not sterilize yourself or abort or use any other sort of "birth control". This shows you really tried. Oh, and for this reason combined with 4, you shouldn't have "personal relations."
6.On the last Saturday of as many months as possible to you personally, you must attend Klare.

Things we campaign strongly about politically:
Pro-Technology
Anti-Crime
Anti-Euthanuasia
Anti-Suicide
Ant-Abortion
Anti-Birth Control
Anti-Censorship

House of worship: The Klare. The Klare is a more modern building than older religious buildings. It consists of two buildings shaped like half-spheres sticking out of the ground, and between them is a tower with a satellite transmitter on top. The tower building is opened every day except the last Monday of every month. On the tower building, the people who belong to the religion line up to type things on a keyboard. It is transmitted out into space, to be detected by the SUPREME RULER. On the last Saturday of every month, everyone goes into the two half-spheres, or Oculoids, and listens to a speech by the minirulers, the Klarismists. The Klarismists usually give a rallying call to supporting the religion and it's values. Although no Klares are currently build yet, that is of our utmost concern. Any efforts to help build the first Klare of Supreme Ruler well be greatly appreciated and rewarded.

We share a variety of holidays and ceremonies that include:
Holiday(s)
-Weeok. Weeok is a festival occurring whenever the last Saturday occurs on a New Moon. Everyone gathers in the yard around the towers and plays sacred games until nightfall. When nightfall occurs, everyone is given a wooden cup. The Klarismist stands at the top of the Satellite tower, gives a speech, and then tosses out small balls. Everyone must search for one ball on the ground and put it on their cup. If they cannot find it by morning, they must sit in the yard for the entire following day and not speak or move at all.

Ceremonies
-When a person who is not in the religion is born of the acquaintance of someone in the religion, the name is brought to the attention of the Klarismists. The Klarismists hold a ceremony. This ceremony consists of the Klarismists hoping aloud that the baby joins in this lifetime as they march to a cup and put a ball in it. This is called a Consh Ceremony.

-When a person joins the religion, they may (though it is not required) go to the Klare and put a ball in a cup to symbolize their joinance.

-A Tembonance is unlike a marriage in that there is no divorce and if you are Tembonanned to someone and they die, you can not Tembon someone else. A Tembon represents the aversion of temptation to fornicate between two people Tembonites live together, but they must live in a special house with a glass wall dividing the bedroom. A Tembon has a deeper meaning though: When you Tembon someone, though in this lifetime you are merely an extreme friend of sorts with them, when you escape from your box in the future, that will be your life partner in the utopia.

We urge you to become apart of us and allow yourself to find your Utopia.


-May you escape, into the box and from it-

-Frolly