Hey Hey It's Saturday

Hi All,

Here's a corker, and, personally, I can't think of a better time to post
it:

This wouldn't be funny on Hey Hey It's Sturday! )

The Irish Fireman

Paddy was walking along the street during his visit to New
York.

He rounded a corner and there was a high rise building on
fire.

Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, ran
up to the building to see if he could help..

He noticed there were people trapped five stories up.

Paddy yelled to the people: 'I'm Patrick Sean Michael
Fitzpatrick, the Irish Rugby Union fullback!

If you jump, I'll catch you!"

One lady, in desperation, jumped, and sure enough Paddy
caught her.

Another man seeing that Paddy had caught the women, jumped
as well.

Sure enough, Paddy caught him too.

Then a negro jumped out and crashed to the sidewalk.

Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.

He looked up and yelled, "Don't be throwin' the fookin'
burnt ones out the window!"


Regards,
John Ward

"John Ward" <jrmward.DeleteThis@tpg.com.au> wrote in message
news:4acdb5e8$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
> Hi All,
>
> Here's a corker, and, personally, I can't think of a better time to
> post it:
>
> This wouldn't be funny on Hey Hey It's Sturday! )
>
> The Irish Fireman
>
> Paddy was walking along the street during his visit to
> New York.
>
> He rounded a corner and there was a high rise building on
> fire.
>
> Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman,
> ran up to the building to see if he could help..
>
> He noticed there were people trapped five stories up.
>
> Paddy yelled to the people: 'I'm Patrick Sean Michael
> Fitzpatrick, the Irish Rugby Union fullback!
>
> If you jump, I'll catch you!"
>
> One lady, in desperation, jumped, and sure enough Paddy
> caught her.
>
> Another man seeing that Paddy had caught the women,
> jumped as well.
>
> Sure enough, Paddy caught him too.
>
> Then a negro jumped out and crashed to the sidewalk.
>
> Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.
>
> He looked up and yelled, "Don't be throwin' the fookin'
> burnt ones out the window!"
>
>
> Regards,
> John Ward
>
>
Well I think it's funny.