Frontier First Encounters (Elite 3)

On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 18:12:32 +0100, br d
<misterbCOCKNEYTWAT DeleteThis @nildram.co.uk> wrote:

>On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 08:35:56 -0700, Bret Ripley <ripley DeleteThis @olywa.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On or about 10/17/2004 11:52:48 AM, Lemming
>><thiswillbounce DeleteThis @bumblbee.demon.co.uk> said:
>
>>> Then I ahbou'ed.
>>
>>And well deserved at that.
>>
>>Bret
>
>I moseyed on over to ahbou to prepare for Bill's imminent appearance,
>I must say, it's deathly quiet there, they could double the traffic
>there with Stan's hilarity alone. Oh, and Lemmings of course.

Poor Stan. I won't have a word said against him. When the chips were
down, when the going got tough, when it came to a choice between
learning how to fit in and becoming a valued member of the csipgs-s
community or standing by his principles and remaining a clueless twat,
he at least had the courage to stick by his principles. He was handed
the metaphorical revolver, and he used it to blow out his last
remaining functional brain cell.

In fact, in lieu of his timely demise, I hereby announce that I shall
follow his example. No, not the brain-cell-blowing-out one, the other
one. From this day forward I will spell my name backwards, just as he
did.

Gnimmel
--
Curiosity *may* have killed Stan's cat.
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On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:26:23 +0100, Gnimmel
<encuoblliwsiht.TakeThisOut@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 18:12:32 +0100, br d
><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.TakeThisOut@nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 08:35:56 -0700, Bret Ripley <ripley.TakeThisOut@olywa.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On or about 10/17/2004 11:52:48 AM, Lemming
>>><thiswillbounce.TakeThisOut@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> said:
>>
>>>> Then I ahbou'ed.
>>>
>>>And well deserved at that.
>>>
>>>Bret
>>
>>I moseyed on over to ahbou to prepare for Bill's imminent appearance,
>>I must say, it's deathly quiet there, they could double the traffic
>>there with Stan's hilarity alone. Oh, and Lemmings of course.
>
>Poor Stan. I won't have a word said against him. When the chips were
>down, when the going got tough, when it came to a choice between
>learning how to fit in and becoming a valued member of the csipgs-s
>community or standing by his principles and remaining a clueless twat,
>he at least had the courage to stick by his principles. He was handed
>the metaphorical revolver, and he used it to blow out his last
>remaining functional brain cell.
>
>In fact, in lieu of his timely demise, I hereby announce that I shall
>follow his example. No, not the brain-cell-blowing-out one, the other
>one. From this day forward I will spell my name backwards, just as he
>did.
>
>Gnimmel

!loL
..Reknaw

Anyway, why would he want to fit in here? Stan may well be a twat, but
at least...
No, forget it.

D rd
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On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 15:00:16 -0500, Allan Parent
<allanp.RemoveThis@nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:

>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 19:41:48 +0100, Lemming
><thiswillbounce.RemoveThis@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 09:35:22 -0500, Allan Parent
>><allanp.RemoveThis@nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 12:11:55 +0100, br d
>>><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.RemoveThis@nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 09:30:03 -0500, Allan Parent
>>>><allanp.RemoveThis@nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 07:13:50 +0100, br d
>>>>><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.RemoveThis@nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I'm trying to slip my missives into your warm, welcoming killphile
>>>>>>Stan, so just lie back and think of ingress.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>br d
>>>>>
>>>>>Damn Brad, you were always such a sweet talker. I need to try that
>>>>>line with the wife.
>>>>
>>>>It works fine on your wife Allan, trust me.
>>>>
>>>>br d
>>>
>>>Well that explains the smell of roll mops on her breath.
>>
>>Rollmops aren't the only things that smell of fish.
>>
>>Lemming
>
>Denmark?

Cats breath?

br d
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On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:44:42 +0100, br d
<misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.DeleteThis@nildram.co.uk> wrote:

>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 15:00:16 -0500, Allan Parent
><allanp.DeleteThis@nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 19:41:48 +0100, Lemming
>><thiswillbounce.DeleteThis@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 09:35:22 -0500, Allan Parent
>>><allanp.DeleteThis@nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 12:11:55 +0100, br d
>>>><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.DeleteThis@nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 09:30:03 -0500, Allan Parent
>>>>><allanp.DeleteThis@nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 07:13:50 +0100, br d
>>>>>><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.DeleteThis@nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I'm trying to slip my missives into your warm, welcoming killphile
>>>>>>>Stan, so just lie back and think of ingress.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>br d
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Damn Brad, you were always such a sweet talker. I need to try that
>>>>>>line with the wife.
>>>>>
>>>>>It works fine on your wife Allan, trust me.
>>>>>
>>>>>br d
>>>>
>>>>Well that explains the smell of roll mops on her breath.
>>>
>>>Rollmops aren't the only things that smell of fish.
>>>
>>>Lemming
>>
>>Denmark?
>
>Cats breath?
>
>br d

No, that smells like cat butt. In fact, I am about to market a new cat
food since our felines are so picky about what they eat. I am going to
create butt-flavored cat food since all they do is sit around licking
their butts. Any investors?
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On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:41:39 +0100, br d
<misterbCOCKNEYTWAT RemoveThis @nildram.co.uk> wrote:

>On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:26:23 +0100, Gnimmel
><encuoblliwsiht RemoveThis @bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 18:12:32 +0100, br d
>><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT RemoveThis @nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 08:35:56 -0700, Bret Ripley <ripley RemoveThis @olywa.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On or about 10/17/2004 11:52:48 AM, Lemming
>>>><thiswillbounce RemoveThis @bumblbee.demon.co.uk> said:
>>>
>>>>> Then I ahbou'ed.
>>>>
>>>>And well deserved at that.
>>>>
>>>>Bret
>>>
>>>I moseyed on over to ahbou to prepare for Bill's imminent appearance,
>>>I must say, it's deathly quiet there, they could double the traffic
>>>there with Stan's hilarity alone. Oh, and Lemmings of course.
>>
>>Poor Stan. I won't have a word said against him. When the chips were
>>down, when the going got tough, when it came to a choice between
>>learning how to fit in and becoming a valued member of the csipgs-s
>>community or standing by his principles and remaining a clueless twat,
>>he at least had the courage to stick by his principles. He was handed
>>the metaphorical revolver, and he used it to blow out his last
>>remaining functional brain cell.
>>
>>In fact, in lieu of his timely demise, I hereby announce that I shall
>>follow his example. No, not the brain-cell-blowing-out one, the other
>>one. From this day forward I will spell my name backwards, just as he
>>did.
>>
>>Gnimmel
>
>!loL
>.Reknaw

..fgmf h6ukcoC

>Anyway, why would he want to fit in here? Stan may well be a twat, but
>at least...
>No, forget it.

It's OK D rb, you are one of us, don't worry.

>D rd

I'm glad you are entering into the spirit of the thing, even if you
can't spell D rb.

Gnimmel
--
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On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 18:12:32 +0100, br d
<misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.DeleteThis@nildram.co.uk> wrote:

>On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 08:35:56 -0700, Bret Ripley <ripley.DeleteThis@olywa.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On or about 10/17/2004 11:52:48 AM, Lemming
>><thiswillbounce.DeleteThis@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> said:
>
>>> Then I ahbou'ed.
>>
>>And well deserved at that.
>>
>>Bret
>
>I moseyed on over to ahbou to prepare for Bill's imminent appearance,
>I must say, it's deathly quiet there, they could double the traffic
>there with Stan's hilarity alone. Oh, and Lemmings of course.

I meant to say that apparently it takes a long time for ahbou'ed posts
to appear at the moment. Somethng to do with the mods having lives
and being too busy to read their email. Of course, I may have screwed
up the submission. I don't submit often enough to have earned a
Carlos ruling (yet).

Gnimmel
--
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On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 16:29:44 -0500, Allan Parent
<allanp.RemoveThis@nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:44:42 +0100, br d
><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.RemoveThis@nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 15:00:16 -0500, Allan Parent
>><allanp.RemoveThis@nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 19:41:48 +0100, Lemming
>>><thiswillbounce.RemoveThis@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 09:35:22 -0500, Allan Parent
>>>><allanp.RemoveThis@nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 12:11:55 +0100, br d
>>>>><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.RemoveThis@nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 09:30:03 -0500, Allan Parent
>>>>>><allanp.RemoveThis@nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 07:13:50 +0100, br d
>>>>>>><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.RemoveThis@nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I'm trying to slip my missives into your warm, welcoming killphile
>>>>>>>>Stan, so just lie back and think of ingress.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>br d
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Damn Brad, you were always such a sweet talker. I need to try that
>>>>>>>line with the wife.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It works fine on your wife Allan, trust me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>br d
>>>>>
>>>>>Well that explains the smell of roll mops on her breath.
>>>>
>>>>Rollmops aren't the only things that smell of fish.
>>>>
>>>>Lemming
>>>
>>>Denmark?
>>
>>Cats breath?
>>
>>br d
>
>No, that smells like cat butt. In fact, I am about to market a new cat
>food since our felines are so picky about what they eat. I am going to
>create butt-flavored cat food since all they do is sit around licking
>their butts. Any investors?

It can't fail.
Put me down for 200 cans of Pamela Anderson.

br d
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On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 22:33:11 +0100, br d
<misterbCOCKNEYTWAT DeleteThis @nildram.co.uk> wrote:

>On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 16:29:44 -0500, Allan Parent
><allanp DeleteThis @nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:44:42 +0100, br d
>><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT DeleteThis @nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 15:00:16 -0500, Allan Parent
>>><allanp DeleteThis @nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 19:41:48 +0100, Lemming
>>>><thiswillbounce DeleteThis @bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 09:35:22 -0500, Allan Parent
>>>>><allanp DeleteThis @nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 12:11:55 +0100, br d
>>>>>><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT DeleteThis @nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 09:30:03 -0500, Allan Parent
>>>>>>><allanp DeleteThis @nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 07:13:50 +0100, br d
>>>>>>>><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT DeleteThis @nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I'm trying to slip my missives into your warm, welcoming killphile
>>>>>>>>>Stan, so just lie back and think of ingress.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>br d
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Damn Brad, you were always such a sweet talker. I need to try that
>>>>>>>>line with the wife.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>It works fine on your wife Allan, trust me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>br d
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Well that explains the smell of roll mops on her breath.
>>>>>
>>>>>Rollmops aren't the only things that smell of fish.
>>>>>
>>>>>Lemming
>>>>
>>>>Denmark?
>>>
>>>Cats breath?
>>>
>>>br d
>>
>>No, that smells like cat butt. In fact, I am about to market a new cat
>>food since our felines are so picky about what they eat. I am going to
>>create butt-flavored cat food since all they do is sit around licking
>>their butts. Any investors?
>
>It can't fail.
>Put me down for 200 cans of Pamela Anderson.
>
>br d

Hmmm...maybe I can also market snacks for guys that taste like
Pamela's butt. Damn Brad, you are brilliant!
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"Gnimmel" <ecnuoblliwsiht.TakeThisOut@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> I'm glad you are entering into the spirit of the thing, even if you
> can't spell D rb.

Pfft, n00b. It's 'q LB'.

// Xan, Ph.D.
// I worship His Shadow.
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"Bret Ripley" <ripley RemoveThis @olywa.net> wrote in message
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> Huh. I just realized that my name is an anagram for "beryl tripe".

Don't forget Triply Beer.

// Xan, Ph.D.
// I worship His Shadow.
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"br d" <misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.TakeThisOut@nildram.co.uk> wrote in message
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> It can't fail.
> Put me down for 200 cans of Pamela Anderson.

Turncoat. I'll take 100 LON.

// Xan, Ph.D.
// I worship His Shadow.
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"Captain Tomer" <freelancer2003.RemoveThis@hotmail.co.il> wrote in message
news:c089487f.0410180622.33dc6a74@posting.google.com...
> Lemming <thiswillbounce.RemoveThis@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:<bjf5n0l1gcp7at6g51v0bjj0h263r1a7pa.RemoveThis@4ax.com>...
> > On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 15:36:23 GMT, "Bill Huffman" <bhuffma1.RemoveThis@san.rr.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >"Captain Tomer" <freelancer2003.RemoveThis@hotmail.co.il> wrote in message
> > >news:c089487f.0410150230.4d59df4a@posting.google.com...
> > >...
> > >> Now stop spamming in my post
> > >> or i'll start spamming in your posts too
> > >> am i understood!?
> > >
> > >Dearest Captain Tomer,
> > >
> > >You seem to be confused by the difference between a post and a thread.
A
> > >post is something that you are as dumb as. A thread is what your
attachment
> > >to reality is hanging by.
> > >
> > >Just trying to help,
> > >Bill
> >
> > I laughed until the tears ran down my legs. Then I ahbou'ed.
> >
> > Lemming
>
> You all are spammers and idiots.
>
> Captain Tomer wont return here anymore, so dont try to post him
> anything, he wont be back to see it.

Oh Please Captain Tomer, if you found my definitions of post and thread to
be disrespectful of your ignorance then I beg for your understanding. I
really enjoy your ignorance and while it is true that I may harbor a level
of disrespect for your ignorance I can also appreciate that you may not be
totally ignorant in everything. Please come back, in the short time that you
have posted I've come to realize that you have great potential in being a
new source for hypocritium. (I love it when newbies announce that they will
no longer post, like I'm supposed to be devastated and feel punished. I did
like the bit about talking about himself in the third person though.)
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On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 19:05:55 -0500, Allan Parent
<allanp DeleteThis @nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 22:33:11 +0100, br d
><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT DeleteThis @nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 16:29:44 -0500, Allan Parent
>><allanp DeleteThis @nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:44:42 +0100, br d
>>><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT DeleteThis @nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 15:00:16 -0500, Allan Parent
>>>><allanp DeleteThis @nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 19:41:48 +0100, Lemming
>>>>><thiswillbounce DeleteThis @bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 09:35:22 -0500, Allan Parent
>>>>>><allanp DeleteThis @nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 12:11:55 +0100, br d
>>>>>>><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT DeleteThis @nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 09:30:03 -0500, Allan Parent
>>>>>>>><allanp DeleteThis @nospamforme123.charter.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 07:13:50 +0100, br d
>>>>>>>>><misterbCOCKNEYTWAT DeleteThis @nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I'm trying to slip my missives into your warm, welcoming killphile
>>>>>>>>>>Stan, so just lie back and think of ingress.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>br d
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Damn Brad, you were always such a sweet talker. I need to try that
>>>>>>>>>line with the wife.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>It works fine on your wife Allan, trust me.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>br d
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Well that explains the smell of roll mops on her breath.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Rollmops aren't the only things that smell of fish.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Lemming
>>>>>
>>>>>Denmark?
>>>>
>>>>Cats breath?
>>>>
>>>>br d
>>>
>>>No, that smells like cat butt. In fact, I am about to market a new cat
>>>food since our felines are so picky about what they eat. I am going to
>>>create butt-flavored cat food since all they do is sit around licking
>>>their butts. Any investors?
>>
>>It can't fail.
>>Put me down for 200 cans of Pamela Anderson.
>>
>>br d
>
>Hmmm...maybe I can also market snacks for guys that taste like
>Pamela's butt. Damn Brad, you are brilliant!

I'd have thought guys that taste like Pamelas butt was a fairly small
market.

Gnimmel
--
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