I need a Derek Smart fix......

"foamy" <bombelly RemoveThis @wahs.ac> wrote in message
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> I thought I was completely weaned off the ongoing trials and
> tribulations of the good Doktor Smart, but after a long absence,
> I just realized I'm hooked and need an update of what the psychotic
> shithead has been up to.
>
> Bill ? Alan ? Lemming ? Et al ?
>
> I imagine by now, with his team of crack lawyers, he's successfully
> sued and had jailed just about everyone on the planet ?
>
> His MMORPG--BC3KBCOLMMPUBG2075--must have had a successful
> launch by now ?
>
> Hep me, hep me, I needs to know !!
>
> Jim

I think when the US forces found Saddam in his "spider hole, they inserted
DS and sealed it. He was given a daily ration of crow and forced to play his
own games.

Allan
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"Bret Ripley" <ripley.RemoveThis@olywa.net> wrote in message
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> bombelly.RemoveThis@wahs.ac (foamy) wrote in message
news:<my4Fc.964275$oR5.280101@pd7tw3no>...
> > I thought I was completely weaned off the ongoing trials and
> > tribulations of the good Doktor Smart, but after a long absence,
> > I just realized I'm hooked and need an update of what the psychotic
> > shithead has been up to.
> >
> > Bill ? Alan ? Lemming ? Et al ?
>
> Bill and Lemming are still around, I think. Alan and Et al hardly
> ever post here anymore.
>

Hey, I just posted a witty remark! Unfortunately, there just isn't any
space-sim chatter going on here. Hopefully, Starshatter will change all
that.

Allan
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On 2 Jul 2004 09:26:08 -0700, ripley.TakeThisOut@olywa.net (Bret Ripley) wrote:


>> His MMORPG--BC3KBCOLMMPUBG2075--
>
>Which, by some remarkable coincidence, just happens to be my WindowsXP
>Activation Code.
>
>Bret

It's no coincidence Bret, everybody here has stolen some part of your
ID, in fact, it's a truism to say this group *is* Bret Ripley. This
group will soon be receiving your salary, and there's nothing you can
do about it. I have your National Insurance number tattoo'd inside my
bottom lip, and Bill has wallpapered his sitting room with copies of
your last 10 years tax returns. And you should see what Lemming keeps
in his toilet (it's nothing whatsoever to do with your personal
details, but you should see it anyway).

With regard to foamy's request, I recently purchased Universal
Combat(1) and started perusing the BC forums for some info. If foamy
is in any doubt about the good Doctors treatment of those he deals
with, he need only drop in there for a couple of minutes to witness
that all is as it ever was.

br d

(Who, despite appearances, is sober)

(1) Which, so far, is very bloody good, all though I didn't need much
convincing to begin with, being the toady I am.
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On or about 7/2/2004 10:11:32 AM, br d <misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.DeleteThis@nildram.co.uk>
said:
> On 2 Jul 2004 09:26:08 -0700, ripley.DeleteThis@olywa.net (Bret Ripley) wrote:
>
>
>>> His MMORPG--BC3KBCOLMMPUBG2075--
>>
>>Which, by some remarkable coincidence, just happens to be my WindowsXP
>>Activation Code.
>>
>>Bret
>
> It's no coincidence Bret, everybody here has stolen some part of your
> ID, in fact, it's a truism to say this group *is* Bret Ripley.

Cool. From now on I'm claiming you all as dependents on my tax returns.

> This
> group will soon be receiving your salary,

Looking on the bright side: Bateau would probably do a better job of
managing my retirement plan.

> and there's nothing you can
> do about it. I have your National Insurance number tattoo'd inside my
> bottom lip, and Bill has wallpapered his sitting room with copies of
> your last 10 years tax returns. And you should see what Lemming keeps
> in his toilet (it's nothing whatsoever to do with your personal
> details, but you should see it anyway).

The brain reels.

> With regard to foamy's request, I recently purchased Universal
> Combat(1) and started perusing the BC forums for some info. If foamy
> is in any doubt about the good Doctors treatment of those he deals
> with, he need only drop in there for a couple of minutes to witness
> that all is as it ever was.
>
> br d
>
> (Who, despite appearances, is sober)

If you are now subsisting on my salary, I'm not at all surprised.

> (1) Which, so far, is very bloody good, all though I didn't need much
> convincing to begin with, being the toady I am.

Have you purchased Starshatter yet? I don't know if Milo allows toadies,
though.

Bret


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On Fri, 2 Jul 2004 14:05:19 -0500, "Wildman" <allanp@nospam for
me123.RemoveThis@charter.net> wrote:

>
>"Bret Ripley" <ripley.RemoveThis@olywa.net> wrote in message
>news:27c8971c.0407020826.45566ba1@posting.google.com...
>> bombelly.RemoveThis@wahs.ac (foamy) wrote in message
>news:<my4Fc.964275$oR5.280101@pd7tw3no>...
>> > I thought I was completely weaned off the ongoing trials and
>> > tribulations of the good Doktor Smart, but after a long absence,
>> > I just realized I'm hooked and need an update of what the psychotic
>> > shithead has been up to.
>> >
>> > Bill ? Alan ? Lemming ? Et al ?
>>
>> Bill and Lemming are still around, I think. Alan and Et al hardly
>> ever post here anymore.
>>
>
>Hey, I just posted a witty remark! Unfortunately, there just isn't any
>space-sim chatter going on here. Hopefully, Starshatter will change all
>that.

Lol!
What sense of the word "witty" are we using here Allan?

Anyway, me and Bret (I mean, Bret and I - sorry sir!) are chatting,
how long does this stuff take to reach you "wild" people down in that
desert you hunt berries in?

You going to get Starshatter Allan? With your flight-sim credentials I
reckon it'll be up your street, three different flight models for a
start.

br d
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Which definition of the word "witty" are you referring? I was using the
charming, intellegent conversationalist definition.

Desert? What the heck are you talking about? Texas has many geogrphical
regions. I will try to spell it out. Eastern part is dense pine forests.
Middle part is rolling hills/grasslands with hardwoods. Western part
somewhat desert like. Extreme northern part is open prairie with the
southern coastline....well...coast-like. I live in the southestern part
with pine forests. I will have to show you pics. Saying Texas is a desert is
like saying England outside of London is composed of quaint country estates
with charming little pubs in every village.....oh wait....

But seriously, I am going to get Starshatter. You can download it from the
Matrix site as of today. I put in a request with the Wargamer to review it.
I may just buy a copy just to show my support for Milo. How about you?


P.S. I had to change to an alias due to the volume of spam I have been
getting lately.


"br d" <misterbCOCKNEYTWAT DeleteThis @nildram.co.uk> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 2 Jul 2004 14:05:19 -0500, "Wildman" <allanp@nospam for
> me123 DeleteThis @charter.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Bret Ripley" <ripley DeleteThis @olywa.net> wrote in message
> >news:27c8971c.0407020826.45566ba1@posting.google.com...
> >> bombelly DeleteThis @wahs.ac (foamy) wrote in message
> >news:<my4Fc.964275$oR5.280101@pd7tw3no>...
> >> > I thought I was completely weaned off the ongoing trials and
> >> > tribulations of the good Doktor Smart, but after a long absence,
> >> > I just realized I'm hooked and need an update of what the psychotic
> >> > shithead has been up to.
> >> >
> >> > Bill ? Alan ? Lemming ? Et al ?
> >>
> >> Bill and Lemming are still around, I think. Alan and Et al hardly
> >> ever post here anymore.
> >>
> >
> >Hey, I just posted a witty remark! Unfortunately, there just isn't any
> >space-sim chatter going on here. Hopefully, Starshatter will change all
> >that.
>
> Lol!
> What sense of the word "witty" are we using here Allan?
>
> Anyway, me and Bret (I mean, Bret and I - sorry sir!) are chatting,
> how long does this stuff take to reach you "wild" people down in that
> desert you hunt berries in?
>
> You going to get Starshatter Allan? With your flight-sim credentials I
> reckon it'll be up your street, three different flight models for a
> start.
>
> br d
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"Wildman" <allanp@nospam for me123 RemoveThis @charter.net> wrote in message
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> Desert? What the heck are you talking about? Texas has many geogrphical
> regions.

Give the poor chap a break. It's not his phault it was shown as a
bilinearily-philtered yellowish blob in BaM. =)

// Xan, Ph.D.
// I worship His Shadow.
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"Xan" <me DeleteThis @1.com> wrote in message
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> "Wildman" <allanp@nospam for me123 DeleteThis @charter.net> wrote in message
> news:10ebkornm5ui748@corp.supernews.com...
> > Desert? What the heck are you talking about? Texas has many geogrphical
> > regions.
>
> Give the poor chap a break. It's not his phault it was shown as a
> bilinearily-philtered yellowish blob in BaM. =)
>
> // Xan, Ph.D.
> // I worship His Shadow.

Lol! Hmmm....since NASA data was used, it must be a yellow blob as viewed
from space

Allan
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On Fri, 02 Jul 2004 03:22:58 GMT, bombelly RemoveThis @wahs.ac (foamy) wrote:

>I thought I was completely weaned off the ongoing trials and
>tribulations of the good Doktor Smart, but after a long absence,
>I just realized I'm hooked and need an update of what the psychotic
>shithead has been up to.

You need to get out more. On the bright side, I'm sure Dorek will be
pleased to learn he has had such an impact on your life.

Lemming
--
I have seen Honor Blackman, and she is good.
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On Fri, 2 Jul 2004 10:33:34 -0700, Bret Ripley <ripley.RemoveThis@olywa.net>
wrote:
>Looking on the bright side: Bateau would probably do a better job of
>managing my retirement plan.

Well, let's face it, botto has longer to think about it than you do.

Lemming
--
Curiosity *may* have killed Schrodinger's cat.
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On Fri, 2 Jul 2004 16:26:41 -0500, "Wildman" <allanp@nospam for
me123.RemoveThis@charter.net> wrote:

>P.S. I had to change to an alias due to the volume of spam I have been
>getting lately.

Sorry about that.

Lemming
--
Curiosity *may* have killed Schrodinger's cat.
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On Fri, 2 Jul 2004 16:26:41 -0500, "Wildman" <allanp@nospam for
me123.DeleteThis@charter.net> wrote:

>Which definition of the word "witty" are you referring? I was using the
>charming, intellegent conversationalist definition.

"Bloody annoying top-posting git" was the definition I was referring
to actually.

>
>Desert? What the heck are you talking about? Texas has many geogrphical
>regions. I will try to spell it out. Eastern part is dense pine forests.
>Middle part is rolling hills/grasslands with hardwoods. Western part
>somewhat desert like. Extreme northern part is open prairie with the
>southern coastline....well...coast-like. I live in the southestern part
>with pine forests. I will have to show you pics.

Yes please. And some of the pine forests too if you have time.

Do you know, The Zanster just mailed me a real NASA view of North
America (you know, like, from space) but I can't tell which bit is
Texas. Anyway, there's lot's of green all over it so I'll let you off.
The only view I can recall of Texas was Houston, which appeared to be
surrounded by desert, so that's where my confusion is setting in.
There are berries there aren't there? Let me at least be right about
the berries.

>Saying Texas is a desert is
>like saying England outside of London is composed of quaint country estates
>with charming little pubs in every village.....oh wait....

I'm not sure, I'm writing this from prison, all I can see out of my
cell window is bowler hatted business men crossing London Bridge.

>
>But seriously, I am going to get Starshatter. You can download it from the
>Matrix site as of today. I put in a request with the Wargamer to review it.
>I may just buy a copy just to show my support for Milo. How about you?

Definitely getting it, just as soon as the warez version becomes
available, Zan is working on a crack right now (well, he can make a
fortune selling it to his friends at school).

But seriously, I am going to get Starshatter. This afternoon probably.

>
>
>P.S. I had to change to an alias due to the volume of spam I have been
>getting lately.

Are you sure you're not just hiding from the law?

br d

I want to be under the X in TEXAS, or is that under the eggs in
Tesco's.
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> Do you know, The Zanster just mailed me a real NASA view of North
> America (you know, like, from space) but I can't tell which bit is
> Texas. Anyway, there's lot's of green all over it so I'll let you off.
> The only view I can recall of Texas was Houston, which appeared to be
> surrounded by desert, so that's where my confusion is setting in.
> There are berries there aren't there? Let me at least be right about
> the berries.

Houston lies in both the pine forest bit and the coastal plain. No desert
for sure. Ok, I missed the berry bit. Are you referring to Halle Berry?
Chuck Berry? Barry Manalo (sp?)?. Beri-Beri?

Everyone in London doesn't wear bowler hats? Damn, another myth shattered.
Oops hang on, I forgot to turn on the pump to my oil well....

Actually, I started using an alias to avoid the "freight train".....you
know, just in case.
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