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Since: May 13, 2004
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(Msg. 1) Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 5:12 pm
Post subject: Computer bumper stickers we'd like to see
Archived from groups: alt>hacker, others (more info?)
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1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
2. <-------- The information went data way --------
3. The name is Baud...James Baud.
4. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
5. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
6. C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
9. E Pluribus Modem
10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
15. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
22. "640kb ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
27. Hit any user to continue.
28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
Tara
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:53 am
Post subject: Re: Computer bumper stickers we'd like to see [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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On 29 Nov 2004 17:12:23 -0800, taragem72.DeleteThis@yahoo.com (Tara) wrote:
>1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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>2. <-------- The information went data way --------
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>3. The name is Baud...James Baud.
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>4. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
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>5. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
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>6. C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
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>7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
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>8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
>
>9. E Pluribus Modem
>
>10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
>
>11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
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>12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
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>13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
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>14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
>
>15. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
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>16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
>
>17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
>
>18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
>
>19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
>
>20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
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>21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
>
>22. "640kb ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
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>23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
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>24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
>
>25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
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>26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
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>27. Hit any user to continue.
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>28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
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>29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
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>30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
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>Tara
>--
>To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.
Were you bored?
By the way, your .sig prefix is broken. It's only one space after the
two hyphens.
Lemming
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:23 am
Post subject: Re: Computer bumper stickers we'd like to see [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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On 29 Nov 2004 17:12:23 -0800, taragem72.RemoveThis@yahoo.com (Tara) wrote:
>1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
<rest of antique message snipped>
Wow, I haven't seen that since, erm, since people actually used DOS.
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Check groups.google.com before asking an obvious question. >> Stay informed about: Computer bumper stickers we'd like to see |
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:38 pm
Post subject: Re: Computer bumper stickers we'd like to see [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 01:53:06 +0000, Lemming
<thiswillbounce DeleteThis @bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>On 29 Nov 2004 17:12:23 -0800, taragem72 DeleteThis @yahoo.com (Tara) wrote:
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>>1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
>>
>>2. <-------- The information went data way --------
>>
>>3. The name is Baud...James Baud.
>>
>>4. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
>>
>>5. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
>>
>>6. C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
>>
>>7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
>>
>>8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
>>
>>9. E Pluribus Modem
>>
>>10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
>>
>>11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
>>
>>12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
>>
>>13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
>>
>>14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
>>
>>15. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
>>
>>16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
>>
>>17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
>>
>>18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
>>
>>19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
>>
>>20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
>>
>>21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
>>
>>22. "640kb ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
>>
>>23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
>>
>>24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
>>
>>25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
>>
>>26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
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>>27. Hit any user to continue.
>>
>>28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
>>
>>29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
>>
>>30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
>>
>>Tara
>>--
>>To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.
>
>Were you bored?
He will be now you're talking to him.
br d >> Stay informed about: Computer bumper stickers we'd like to see |
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:54 pm
Post subject: Re: Computer bumper stickers we'd like to see [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:23 am
Post subject: Re: Computer bumper stickers we'd like to see [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:38:01 +0000, br d
<misterbCOCKNEYTWAT.RemoveThis@nildram.co.uk> wrote:
>On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 01:53:06 +0000, Lemming
><thiswillbounce.RemoveThis@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:
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>>On 29 Nov 2004 17:12:23 -0800, taragem72.RemoveThis@yahoo.com (Tara) wrote:
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>>>1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
>>>
>>>2. <-------- The information went data way --------
>>>
>>>3. The name is Baud...James Baud.
>>>
>>>4. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
>>>
>>>5. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
>>>
>>>6. C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
>>>
>>>7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
>>>
>>>8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
>>>
>>>9. E Pluribus Modem
>>>
>>>10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
>>>
>>>11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
>>>
>>>12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
>>>
>>>13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
>>>
>>>14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
>>>
>>>15. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
>>>
>>>16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
>>>
>>>17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
>>>
>>>18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
>>>
>>>19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
>>>
>>>20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
>>>
>>>21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
>>>
>>>22. "640kb ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
>>>
>>>23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
>>>
>>>24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
>>>
>>>25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
>>>
>>>26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
>>>
>>>27. Hit any user to continue.
>>>
>>>28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
>>>
>>>29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
>>>
>>>30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
>>>
>>>Tara
>>>--
>>>To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.
>>
>>Were you bored?
>
>He will be now you're talking to him.
Cnockey cnut.
Lemming
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:39 pm
Post subject: Re: Computer bumper stickers we'd like to see [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:57 pm
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(Msg. 9) Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:24 am
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"Tara" <taragem72.TakeThisOut@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:61f7c3a1.0412011739.199e0b11@posting.google.com...
> br d wrote:
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> > >Were you bored?
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> > He will be now you're talking to him.
>
> He?
It was a shot at Lemming. You see Lemming asked if you were bored. br d
responded that you will be now that Lemming was talking to you. Now my
boring post is proof that it was true. It is proof because now both Lemming
and I are talking to you so that you will be extra extra bored. >> Stay informed about: Computer bumper stickers we'd like to see |
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(Msg. 10) Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:48 pm
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On 1 Dec 2004 17:57:08 -0800, taragem72 RemoveThis @yahoo.com (Tara) wrote:
>Lemming wrote:
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>> By the way, your .sig prefix is broken. It's only one space after the
>> two hyphens.
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>Your computer doesn't recognize my second space. 
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>Tara
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>PS I'd be nice if you wouldn't quote the entire article in your replies.
I'd be nice?
Sorry if I mistook your gender in my other post Tara.
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(Msg. 11) Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:40 pm
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(Msg. 12) Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:56 pm
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On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 02:24:31 GMT, "Bill Huffman" <bhuffma1.TakeThisOut@san.rr.com>
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>"Tara" <taragem72.TakeThisOut@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:61f7c3a1.0412011739.199e0b11@posting.google.com...
>> br d wrote:
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>> > >Were you bored?
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>> > He will be now you're talking to him.
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>> He?
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>It was a shot at Lemming. You see Lemming asked if you were bored. br d
>responded that you will be now that Lemming was talking to you. Now my
>boring post is proof that it was true. It is proof because now both Lemming
>and I are talking to you so that you will be extra extra bored.
Wake me up when you've finished.
Lemming
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(Msg. 13) Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:59 pm
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On 1 Dec 2004 17:57:08 -0800, taragem72.TakeThisOut@yahoo.com (Tara) wrote:
>Lemming wrote:
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>> By the way, your .sig prefix is broken. It's only one space after the
>> two hyphens.
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>Your computer doesn't recognize my second space.
No, your .sig is broken. Standards m'dear; standards. I would
explain why it's important, but I'd probably bore you to death. It
would be much simpler to just fix your .sig, don't you agree?
>Tara
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>PS I'd be nice if you wouldn't quote the entire article in your replies.
This is space sim. You write it, we quote it.
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(Msg. 14) Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:18 pm
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(Msg. 15) Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:24 pm
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Lemming wrote:
> >Your computer doesn't recognize my second space.
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> No, your .sig is broken. Standards m'dear; standards. I would
> explain why it's important, but I'd probably bore you to death. It
> would be much simpler to just fix your .sig, don't you agree?
Uh, it was a joke. Sheesh.
> >PS I'd be nice if you wouldn't quote the entire article in your replies.
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> This is space sim. You write it, we quote it.
No excuse. It's better to quote just a few lines. Some people pay by
the byte for newsgroups. It also means one doesn't have a wade through
the entire quote to find a one or two sentence answer.
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