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Alien mind control rays made Jim Davies <jim.TakeThisOut@aaargh.nobleedinspam.org> write:
>>http://www.wizards.com/dnd/files/ExperienceCharacters.zip
>
> Good lord. Now I'm *really* not keen. It seems that nobody can do
> anything without gluing on some special effect somewhere. What
> happened to people just hitting each other, or is that simply too
> mundane?

when 'jules the toaster' is wiping out legions of orcs with fireballs,
just hitting them with a big iron stick does lose some of its panache.

but what do i know, i just like playing clerics.

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On 07 Mar 2008 06:28:43 GMT, drow <drow.TakeThisOut@bin.sh> scribed into the ether:

>Alien mind control rays made Jim Davies <jim.TakeThisOut@aaargh.nobleedinspam.org> write:
>>>http://www.wizards.com/dnd/files/ExperienceCharacters.zip
>>
>> Good lord. Now I'm *really* not keen. It seems that nobody can do
>> anything without gluing on some special effect somewhere. What
>> happened to people just hitting each other, or is that simply too
>> mundane?
>
>when 'jules the toaster' is wiping out legions of orcs with fireballs,
>just hitting them with a big iron stick does lose some of its panache.

When "jules the toaster" ran out of fireballs and had orc hatchets cracking
open his ribcage, the big iron stick started looking pretty good.
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"Matt Frisch" <matuse73.TakeThisOut@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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> When "jules the toaster" ran out of fireballs and had orc hatchets
> cracking
> open his ribcage, the big iron stick started looking pretty good.

It's probably just my weird sense of humour, but when reading this I found
myself picturing it as the tagline on a Far Side cartoon.

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On Fri, 7 Mar 2008 18:23:00 -0000, "Mark Blunden"
<markATmarkdbDOTplusDOTcom DeleteThis @addresss.invalid> scribed into the ether:

>"Matt Frisch" <matuse73 DeleteThis @yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
>news:ktt1t3tc8tucfe444br4dvf5de9h8ojiok@4ax.com...
>
>> When "jules the toaster" ran out of fireballs and had orc hatchets
>> cracking
>> open his ribcage, the big iron stick started looking pretty good.
>
>It's probably just my weird sense of humour, but when reading this I found
>myself picturing it as the tagline on a Far Side cartoon.

Aside from the excess of gore, this WOULD make a good far side caption.
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